Bio
Monthly Meditation: What am I doing with my life anymore?
What's up, ya'll? My name is Mark Kajesto, and my online alias is Orthodontist Zombie (or Dentist Zombie, because Orthodontist is a mouthful of letters and semen). I was born on May 21, 2007, which means that currently, I am 15 years old. I was born in Fall River, Massachusetts, the smallest city in Massachusetts, and formerly the biggest industrial area in the world. (also, Battleship Cove is pretty famous too) My mom is a cashier at Stop-n'-Shop, and my dad was a worker at Mariott. For the most part, I had a normal childhood. I first discovered PvZ back in 2011, when I was 4 years old. I was a gamer very early in life, starting when I was 3. (I wasn't good, but that's not the point.) When I heard that it was a rather easy game, I decided to give it a go on the Nintendo DS. I actually beat the entire game (including on hard mode) and attempted to beat all survivals, but got bored. Sadly, I lost my DS, but soon I got an iPad, which means I could play PvZ2 in a couple of years. Currently, I have played every PvZ released in America, including PvZ: Adventures, and I have played the PvZ2 Chinese version. Please don't be too rude to me, I suffer from bipolar disorder and can be pretty sensitive.
Friends on the Wiki!
Rugby - Favorite person on the wiki, very nice and fun to chat with on discord. He also makes good stuff, and made my favorite page :)
Ani - Makes good stuff, and favorite admin.
Caleb - Very pog dude who made World Tour.
Chicken - He made an awesome page and seems to be a very nice person to talk to.
My Creations
I have created:
- Plants vs. Zombies: Saga of Sorrow
- Mesopotamian Riverside (and everything in it)
- Bar-launcher (and its PvZH version too)
- Scatman Zombie
- Maiming Melody
- S.H.R.Imp (PvZH)
- Eggplant (BfN)
- Ornament Seller Zombie
- Space Station (and its powers, except Galvanize)
- Jellyfish Tree
- Custodian Zombie
- Sear-rano Pepper
Favorite Pages
3. Aqua Pea by Chicken
2. Plants vs. Zombies: World Tour by Caleb
1. Plants vs. Zombies: Battle of Both Sides by Rugby
My Badges