Inspired by the legendary yeti slayer Yoshipea, in this game you will do literally anything to try and grab the Throne. Afterwards, you have to claim the Throne, duh. If you do not directly state that you've captured the Throne, your message will be ignored and you will be sad. Boo-hoo. So this is a super-fierce competition in which you have to do everything you can to make the Throne yours.
The twist: you can do special abilities such as "for the next 5 rounds, all replies need to mention a color", but they can't last more than 10 rounds and only one can be active at once. Once yours expires, everyone has to wait 10 rounds before they can do another, unless one's already active again in which case you have to wait even longer. Unless you're Sani, who doesn't need to follow puny rules. Hail Sani!
You can't be immortal or unable to be hurt
You can't prevent others from playing
You can't roleplay more than needed
You can't destroy the Throne of course
You can't be off-topic unless you use the "//" thingy
You can't do abilities that last longer than 10 replies
You can't do an ability until 10 replies have passed since the previous one expired
The same user can't use two effects in a row, another user must interlude.
User #1: I phone up a turkey to get me the throne. The turkey, of course, delivers. Throne claimed.
User #2: I blow you up with a Cherry Bomb and Doom-shroom. Throne = mine!
User #3: For the next 5 rounds all replies must include physical violence. I punch User #2. My throne.
User #3: I bitch-slap User #2 with a brick! My throne.
For the throne!
CHANGES FROM #5 TO #6
The same user can't use two effects in a row, another user must do one before they can use another.
Ranks are removed as Ranked Capture the Throne is scrapped.
Special Throne Badge now rotates every 3rd thread.
Special Throne Badge is now for every 100th reply.
Effect messages can be dispelled if 4 people agree that it's unfun.
I time travel and im doing your mom, and the baby is an annoying bitch who desaparetely wants to share when in reality he is the embodiment of selfishness, he whines about the throne all day until you give it to him
the "somewhere safe" is a dimension full of bathtubs and 3-meter tall bathtub-craving wasps inject lethal doses of chemotherapy onto your bloodstream, killing you. i steal the throne and take it to the bathroom of the hill.
mixed up gravedigger mixes up water with acid so i dump you in a lake of pee, and a guardian whos not on my side nor your side prevents you from claiming the throne until you take a shower in a bathroomr, you burn in acid, you know the rest
i use shine vine to blind you until your eyes can't see, then i break your kneecaps and pee on your chest. the atrocious smell of piss forces you to get out but your blind so everytime you walk you crash, feeling pain
I bring up the point that you've been killing Nuttin' in this thread a lot as well and that you've never gotten sewerslidal. Suddenly, the thread implodes into a black hole of illogical points, which sucks you in. I escape with the throne.
I reverse the particle flow, flood the dilithium chamber with exotic particles and route it through the main deflector dish, and construct my own black hole out of antimatter. Then I kamikaze this new antimatter black hole right into Nuttin, who is a black hole.
Then Nuttin explodes and kills everyone.
The throne survived though! Nobody has the throne.
little did you know that was my human-sized juice box which i was saving for later :(
I buy the throne from you for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 cent