Legendary Kiwi Hunt/Dialogues

This page contains all the dialogues for Legendary Kiwi Hunt, an event in Plants vs. Zombies: The Last Reminiscence.

Intro

(Screen turns white)
Azura: Ughh... My head hurts... Where are we?
Dagtron: RESPONSE. UNABLE TO IDENTIFY LOCATION.
Morea: ...Did we just get teleported somewhere weird again?...
Morea: Hey Mirine, wake up.
Azura: Are... Are those...?
(Legendary Kiwi Hunt lawn reveals)

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 1

Intro

Azura: KIIIWWWIIIISSSS
Azura: KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS OHOHOHO THIS IS HEAVEN
Morea: Hey what's got into yo- ohoho...
Morea: Kiwiiisssss
Mirine: ...Guys can you quiet down a bit? I'm trying to sl-
Mirine: Oh. My. Gosh.
Mirine: Kiwis. They're everywhere.
Mirine: I wanna hug them, I wanna cuddle them, I want them as pets...
Mirine: asdfghjkl...
Dagtron: WARNING. THE [CHARMING AURA] OF THIS LOCATION IS UNDER EFFECT.
???: O travelers from afar,
Azura: KIWI HAHAHAHA- Wha?
???: I am seeking your assistance, for Kiwiland is in great danger.
???: Will you embark on a quest to save these precious kiwis?
Morea: Save the kiwis??? Heck yeah, I'm in!
Azura: FOR THE KIWISSS!!!
Mirine: Kiwis are cuteeeee. I would do anything!
Dagtron: PROTECTING LIVING BEINGS IS MY PURPOSE. DAGTRON WILL ALSO LEND SUPPORT.
???: Thank you for your consideration. The enemies are coming to your place.
???: Defeat them and work your way through. We shall meet again near the Kiwi River.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 2

Intro

Azura: KIWISSS!!! ONWARD!!!
Mirine: Kiwis. Are. Adorable.
Morea: Kiwis. Wikis. Kiwis. Wikis. Kiwis. Wikis.
???: It is fortunate that they still have some sense of self-defense in this state.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 3

Outro

Azura: Kiwiiiioooowwwwwiiiiioooooowwiiii...
Dagtron: ERROR. UNABLE TO PROCESS SPEECH.
???: I can't let them be in this state forever...
???: Oh, this conveyor belt would do.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 4

Intro

Azura: Ooooh. *hic* So many sweets on the conveyor... *hic*
Morea: But no Kiwis...
???: My apologies, but you are not yet qualified to use the Kiwis for your battles.
???: Please take on these zombies using these plants for the time being.

Outro

Azura: Huh? What happened?
Dagtron: POSTULATION. THESE PLANTS HELPED FIGHT BACK THE AURA'S EFFECT.
???: Indeed they did. Foreigners will become obsessed with kiwis once they step foot on this land.
???: But this effect can somehow be cured by interacting with sugary objects.
Morea: Wha- Did I just go crazy again? And what's with all these kiwis?

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 5

Intro

Mirine: Ugh... Am I still hallucinating or is there someone else other than the four of us?
???: Fear not, travelers. I will now give you a quick explanation.
???: I am the Lord of the Duckies, leader of the Ducky Clan.
LotD: Currently I am talking to you via thought communication.
LotD: The Kiwis are our friends, therefore the Ducky Clan has arrived here to help.
LotD: Until we found out that the situation is not as simple as we thought...
Azura: Wait, look! Here they come again!
Dagtron: READY FOR BATTLE.

Outro

LotD: Your name is Mirine, isn't it? Are you familiar with this figure?
(Scene switches to a picture of Dr. Zomboss showing his butt)
Mirine: Dr. Zomboss! Has he found this world?
LotD: Apparently he is the cause behind all this problem.
Azura: Who the heck is that? And where did you even get this picture from?
Mirine: Someone I know back in my reality world. He and his zombie minions always up to something mean.
Morea: He looks even uglier than that pogfish from the last event.
LotD: What is a pogfish?
Azura: Alright, that's enough. Back to zombie bashing.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 6

Intro

Dagtron: WARNING. THE ZOMBIE SIDE CONTAINS NEW RECRUITS.
Morea: Seems like the zombies from the skylands are here too.
Azura: Candyland? Skylands? Doesn't matter. We'll just have to beat them all up like usual!

Outro

LotD: We are safe. Now where were we? Oh yes, Dr. Zomboss.
LotD: I received news from my... subordinates that Zomboss is hiding in some sort of... dungeon.
LotD: But more importantly, he is possessing the Legendary Kiwi.
LotD: We need to retrieve it as soon as possible.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 7

Intro

Morea: Hold up, the Legendary Kiwi? Are people around here that bad at naming things?
Azura: It's just a bunch of kiwis around here, what do you expect?
LotD: The Legendary Kiwi is a legendary artifact of this land. It is what kept Kiwiland alive for years.
LotD: However, it can also cause disasters when fell into the wrong hands.
Mirine: Then we really have to get there fast. Let's roll.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 8

Outro

(Screen shakes)
LotD: I sense something bad happening underground. It must be Zomboss.
Morea: Oh no. We aren't gonna make it there on time!
Mirine: Dagtron, activate Fast Travel mode.
Dagtron: ROGER. SWITCHING TO FAST TRAVEL MODE.
Dagtron: SUCCESSFUL. PLEASE SIT ON DAGTRON'S BACK AND FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS.
(Scene switches to Dagtron flying with Mirine, Morea and Azura on his back)
Azura: Whoaaaa. Why didn't you tell me that this robot has rockets on its feet?
Morea: I'm getting dizzzzyyyy!!!

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 9

Intro

Azura: Look, that must be the Kiwi River! I can see that Ducky Lord down there!
LotD: Ahem, Lord of the Duckies.
Morea: He looks a bit... too realistic?
Mirine: Oh no, endangered Kiwis! We can't just let them get eaten!
Mirine: Dagtron, fly down there. We're gonna save those Kiwis.
Dagtron: ROGER. RELOCATING DESTINATION.

Outro

LotD: You saved the endangered Kiwis! I cannot thank you enough.
LotD: And with that, it is about time we ventured into this dungeon.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 10

Intro

Azura: Now that's a lot of zombies guarding the dungeon.
Morea: I feel like this is going to be a tough fight.
LotD: Then I shall lend you a hand by fighting alongside your plants.
LotD: It is the least I can do to repay for your courage.

Outro

Azura: Looks like the guards are all down.
(Screen shakes)
Mirine: The earthquakes are getting stronger.
Mirine: Dagtron, can you stay outside the dungeon just in case anyone barges in?
Dagtron: AFFIRMATIVE. [GUARD MODE] ACTIVATED.
Morea: We have no time to waste. Let's go.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 11

Intro

Azura: Ooooh. Dark and spooky!
Morea: Hey, don't just run around. We're in a dungeon here.
LotD: There seems to be some mechanical devices over there.
Mirine: Those missiles... They must be Zomboss'!
Morea: Welp, something else to watch out for then.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 12

Intro

Mirine: Look, Zomboss is sending us a message via hologram!
Zomboss: Didn't expect you to actually come here, Realistic Duckie With A Crown On It!
Zomboss: Therefore, allow me tell you one thing.
Zomboss: *Ahem*
Zomboss: KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS
Morea: Yep, he's definitely on drugs.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 13

Intro

Azura: I think it's about time you gave the Legendary Kiwi back to us, smartypants!
Zomboss: Do you fools not know about the value of these precious fruits?
Zomboss: I have come to realize that these kiwis are more delicious than any human brain!
Zomboss: Kiwi is love! Kiwi is life!
Zomboss: Kiwi was the one who sold my wife!
Morea: Uhh...
Zomboss: Now leave! Or I will be forced to use drastic measures!

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 14

Intro

Zomboss: Have you ever wondered why you are this stupid?!
Zomboss: No one shall stop me from having my yummy yummy feast!
Zomboss: I even prepared a BRITISH TABLE and everything!
LotD: We shall see...
LotD: How your "British table" can fend off against my fellow comrades.

Legendary Kiwi Hunt - Day 15

Intro

Morea: End of the line, big brainy guy!
Zomboss: How absurd. Do you ever think of remembering people's names?
Azura: No use remembering someone who only has like 3 levels of screentime!
Azura: Right, King Duck?
LotD: Ahem. I have no comment regarding this matter.
Zomboss: So it has come to this.
Zomboss: If either of us wish to consume this "prey", then we have no choice but to duel to the death.
Zomboss: Such is the way of nature.
Azura: Hey, who said we're consuming them?!
Morea: We won't let Kiwiland wither just so you can eat infinite Kiwis!
(Screen shakes)
Mirine: Uh-oh, I think he's gonna fight us with another giant robot.
Zomboss: That is absolutely correct! Now perish under my very original idea of a gigantic kiwi!

Outro

Zomboss: NOOOOOO!!!! MY KIWIS! GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK GIVE IT BACK AAAAAA!!!
(LotD tosses a big candy to the Zombot K.I.W.I.)
Zomboss: What? Wait, were there drugs in those Pop Smarts?! What the H happened?!
Azura: Wake up, dummy! You were whining about kiwis a few seconds ago. How does it feel?
Zomboss: Curses! I lost to a duck!
Morea: Say, did you have a wife?
Zomboss: Uhh-
(Zomboss teleports with his machine and ends the level)

Outro

(Player is directed back to main menu)
Dagtron: WELCOME BACK.
Azura: Well that was something.
Morea: We were already that close to peeking into Zomboss' dark history. Oh well.
LotD: Thank you for accompanying me on my quest of saving Kiwiland.
LotD: It seems that this is where we part ways.
Mirine: No problem! Glad we were able to help.
Azura: Bye-bye, King Duckie!
Morea: See you soon, Duckies of the Lord! Oh wait.
LotD: *quacky sigh*
LotD: Here is something in case we need each other again.
(Obtained the Magic Airhorn (Duckie Edition))
LotD: When either of us use it to make a sound, the other can make a sound back.
LotD: And they will be teleported to where the former is.
Mirine: Oh, so it's like, a immediate call for help.
Dagtron: ALLOW ME TO STORE THIS ITEM.
Morea: Yeah, sure.
LotD: Maybe someday I will also invite you to visit my kingdom.
LotD: May we all have a blessed journey ahead.