Lampshade Zombie/Almanac

Lampshade Zombie
TOUGHNESS: Above-average

SPEED: Basic

His lampshade makes him slightly stronger than normal zombies.

Lampshade Zombie is always going to crazy parties, even after the tragic incident where he got his head stuck in a lampshade during a limbo contest.

Mummy Lampshade Zombie
TOUGHNESS: Above-average

SPEED: Basic

His fair silk lampshade makes him slightly stronger than normal mummies.

Mummy Lampshade Zombie sells the finest fabrics in all of Egypt. Wool, silk, satin: you name it, he's got it. However, he's been getting bored of selling fabrics and has begun to attack random people on the streets.

Pirate Lampshade Zombie
TOUGHNESS: Above-average

SPEED: Basic

His scurvy-sewn lampshade makes him slightly stronger than normal pirates.

Yeah, sure, Pirate Lampshade Zombie's in the movie pirating buisness, but what are you going to do about it?

Cowboy Lampshade Zombie
TOUGHNESS: Solid

SPEED: Basic

His rootin' tootin' lampshade makes him slightly stronger than normal cowboys.

Cowboy Lampshade Zombie is kind of questioning his choice of headwear. There were so many better options out there, but nope: he just walked into the saloon, yanked a lampshade off the lamp, and sauntered out. He could have at least put the whole lamp on his head, for Garg's sake.

Future Lampshade Zombie
TOUGHNESS: Above-average

SPEED: Basic

His holographic lampshade makes him slightly stronger than normal futuristic zombies.

Future Lampshade Zombie's holo-lampshade is pretty holo-mazing.