Birthday Bash/Speeches

Here are the speeches that happen in PvZ 2: Birthday Bash.

Day 1
Crazy Dave: Woohoo! Is this the time I ate my taco? I see cake and balloons, and it's night, so it must be!

Penny: Um... the time you ate the taco, there were neither birthday decor nor was it nighttime.

Crazy Dave: Well, no taco, does that mean, a birthday party? Yay!

Penny: Although it might be a birthday, the zombies are still coming for us.

Crazy Dave: Protect the cake! Protect the cake!

Day 2
Crazy Dave: Oh, I remember the times before, my birthday was during the fog season.

Penny: Don't worry, User. Use Plantern to clear out the fog, and even slow them down!

Crazy Dave: Looks like Plantern changed!

Day 5
Crazy Dave: Hey Penny, do you believe in magic?

Penny: No. It may be complicated, but science can prove everything. It can prove that-

Crazy Dave: Okay, okay, stop.

Day 8
Penny: Dave, why do you have pumpkins this birthday?

Crazy Dave: Well, our family was on budget cuts, so we had to use pumpkins instead of streamers. In other words...

Penny: Oh boy.

Crazy Dave: BECAUSE I'M CRRRRRAAAAAZZZZYYY!!!!