User:Pepearl

I'm bored, so I'll tell you a horror story :D

THE WAFFLE :O

One day, a waffle was living happily... UNTIL SOMEONE BOUGHT HIM! They grazed him across the check out, Cut him in half painfully and burnt his remains... THEN ATE THEM :D It was delicious! And that's why we eat waffles to this day. :3

...Okay, that wasn't that scary, but try THIS on for size!

HOLDER OF CABBAGE!!!

A girl bought a doll. But then, the woman at the counter said CABBAGE. When she was walking home, the doll said CABBAGE. And when she went to bed, HER HEAD TURNED INTO A CABBAGE!

That was even worse ._.

Well

Get

Ready

For

The

Scariest

Story

You

Will

Ever

Read

In

Your

Entire

LIFE.

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...

...

A PLANT ENTERING PVZCC

One day, blover found out about PVZCC. He looked at it... And he found... HORROR. HE FOUND IMPOSTORS OF HIMSELF! AND.. and.. THEY GLUED ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER! BLOVER WATCHED IN ETERNAL HORROR!!! AND THEN.. HE SAW THE RESULT... HE SAW THIS... THING.. CALLED... COMBINES...

Later that day, he committed suicide from the unoriginality of what he saw...

Scary, huh? Well, guess what? IT'S A TRUE STORY OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - Catches Rainbow Pony Cancer -

Alright, let's cut to the chase here, a profile is what you want, and a profile is what you'll get.

That Part Where You Put Your Friends
HyperKing Hesham- Most Random Guy On This Wiki.. Apart From Me :P

Orbl, TRI and other members of the Epic Army - When you're epic enough to join the Epic Army, your beyond epic enough to be my friend :D

Waffles - The most precious substance in existence.

That Part Where Members Of The Wiki Who Have A Neutral Relationship With You Go
EmeraldGreeny - Made a picture for Egg Plant, yet haven't really gotten to know him...

TheCuteDolphin - People on this wiki say different things, but I haven't got to talk to him properly yet, so I'm not on either side.

HMM.. EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS WIKI WHO'S NOT A VANDALIZER.

That Part Where You Take Out All Your Rage On The People On This Wiki You Hate
Just know it's a good thing I don't speak my mind that much. If I did, nearly everyone on this wiki would be throwing boulders at me right now, and spamming my talk page with OMG I HATE YOU LEAVE THIS WIKI NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.... PVZCC PROFILES IN A NUTSHELL!!!
Me: Oh, so your fave plant is Robo-Flower? Interesting :3

And Lemonazer? Nice, 2 faves :P

3 faves?

4..

5..

9001!!!!!

I DON'T EVEN CABBAGIN' CARE ANYMORE

PS:
Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I a derp? Am I a herp? I'll let you decide, cuz I don't really care what gender you think I am.