Plants vs. Zombies RPG: Rise of the Gnomes/Dialogue

This page is for the dialogue in Plants vs. Zombies RPG: Rise of the Gnomes.

Before fighting the tutorial boss, Basic Zombie

 * Peashooter: So...today is pretty calm, am I right?
 * Sunflower: Well, it looks like someone is about to crash our calm day.
 * Peashooter: Huh?
 * Basic Zombie: *"drags" himself over to Peashooter and Sunflower* Brainz!
 * Peashooter: Yo Zombie, know anything but the word brains? Which, let me say, you can't even spell or say right?
 * Basic Zombie: *stops his foot on the ground in anger* YES! Yes I do, but it's just something we say a lot ok?
 * Peashooter and Sunflower: ...
 * Basic Zombie: Oh whatever! I was sent here by Zomboss to get rid of you, so get ready! You will be gone!
 * Peashooter: I do this everyday, I doubt you'll be a challenge.
 * *Battle begins*

Sunflower's Battle Tutorial

 * Sunflower: Hey Peashooter! You seem a little rusty, you need me to explain how to fight?

If no is selected

 * Sunflower: Oh, ok then, you seem to know, good luck!

If yes is selected

 * Sunflower: Ok then, let tell you about this battling style.
 * Sunflower: You see those words in that little box? *an arrow appears to point at the "box"* That's your command box!
 * Sunflower: Why is this important? Well this has all your battle options inside! *the arrow points at the "attack" button* This is the attack button, it just does a basic attack. Most of the time, the attack button will say what your attack will do, though some, spoilers, like me, can have multiple attacks, in which the attack button will show your two options.
 * Sunflower: Anyways, next button *arrow points at "special attacks" button* This is the special attacks button, if you click on it, they'll be a couple of stronger attacks for you to use, though these will use your SP.
 * Peashooter: What's SP?
 * Sunflower: Just special points that fuel those attacks. Moving on, *arrow points at "items" button* there's the items! These items can assist you in battle, pretty self-explanatory.
 * Peashooter: Then...what's the last one? *arrow points at the "run" button*
 * Sunflower: Oh nothing important, at least for a boss, for an enemy, you can just try to run if you don't feel like fighting.
 * Sunflower: Well, that's everything, good luck!

After the Basic Zombie Battle
TBA
 * Basic Zombie: Ugh...
 * Peashooter: What did I say? *a little "midget" walks over*
 * Sunflower: Aw! Look at the cute little guy! *walks over to the midget* Aren't your adorable! Why don't I adopt you and...*the midget knocks Sunflower and laughs*
 * Peashooter: SUNFLOWER?!?! Are you o...*gets knocked out by a midget behind him*
 * Midget 1: So...which do we take?
 * Midget 2: Let's see that the boss says, I'm sure he'll know which is better for our gnomish invasion.
 * Gnome 1: True true, let's go.

Before battling Peashooter

 * Basic Zombie: Ok, I think I'm finally ready to challenge him.
 * Heal Zombie: After 20 hours after Zomboss commanded you to?
 * Basic Zombie: Oh shut it, I'm just a little scared ok?
 * Heal Zombie: Sure sure, Zomboss must hate you to say do it 1v1.
 * Basic Zombie: Zomboss wouldn't hate me! He wouldn't just go to any normal zombie and say "go vanquish yourself", no, I'm special to him and he gave me a mission!
 * Heal Zombie: *rolls eyes* Whatever, just get over there *pushes Basic Zombie near a nearby Peashooter*
 * Peashooter: Ugh! Hey! What was that?
 * Basic Zombie: *thinks in head "Er...uh...what should I say to imitate him?"* Brainz!
 * Peashooter: Yo Zombie, know anything but the word brains? Which, let me say, you can't even spell or say right?
 * Basic Zombie: *thinks in head "That little..." then stops his foot on the ground in anger* YES! Yes I do, but it's just something we say a lot ok?
 * Peashooter: ...
 * Basic Zombie: Oh whatever! I was sent here by Zomboss to get rid of you, so get ready! You will be gone!
 * Peashooter: I do this everyday, I doubt you'll be a challenge.
 * *Battle begins*

Heal Zombie's Battle Tutorial

 * Heal Zombie: You seem a little unsettled, do you need me to explain everything to do?

If no is selected

 * Heal Zombie: Ok then, try not to get vanquished!

If yes is selected

 * Heal Zombie: Ok then, I'll be your personal battle guide. You see that giant box below you? *arrow points at the box*
 * Basic Zombie: Well...now I do. Should we really?
 * Heal Zombie: Oh this is a tutorial, this is for the player, technically not you. Anyways, *arrows points at the "attack" button* This is the attack button. For most zombies, if you click it, they will simply attack, though some, like me, can have multiple "basic" attacks to chose from.
 * Heal Zombie: This next one *arrow points at "special attacks" button* is the special attacks! When you click on it, you'll be able to use super power attacks, though they'll cost SP to actually use.
 * Basic Zombie: And if you run out?
 * Heal Zombie: Simple, you can't use those attacks. Thankfully, they'll reset if you use an item or heal up.
 * Basic Zombie: An item?
 * Heal Zombie: Oh! That reminds me! *arrow points at the "items" button* This is items! These items can assist you in battle, that simple really. *arrow begins to flash and point at the "run" button* Well...that button isn't important, it's just to run from "minor" enemies, but I'm definitely not letting you run from this fight!
 * Heal Zombie: Well, try not to get yourself vanquished now.

After Peashooter boss battle
Midget 1: So...which do we take? TBA
 * Basic Zombie: I...I did it! In your face mister Peashooter! Ha ha! Now to report to Zomboss! *a midget suddenly walks over to the two zombies*
 * Heal Zombie: What the heck is this? *begins to poke at the midget* How can something this small have a beard? What is it? Homeless? *gets knocked out by the midget with a hammer*
 * Basic Zombie: Heal Zombie! You clearly made it angry! *begins to pull him up* Heal Zombie? You ok? *gets knocked out by another midget behind him*
 * Midget 2: Let's see that the boss says, I'm sure he'll know which is better for our gnomish invasion.
 * Gnome 1: True true, let's go.

Trivia

 * Some dialogue is used for both stories.
 * This is due to these events happened at the same time, just in different perspectives.