Talk:Christmas Pea (ScribbleMasterer)/@comment-26525830-20151229233157

I have my own version of the almanac:

He's the kind of guy who breaks into everyones house on the face of the earth on one night and puts gifts under a tree. He's the kind of guy who gets a list form every kid on the face of the earth and sits around watching his slaves-I mean, elves make all the toys. In 9 words, He's the guy who takes this holiday too seriously. Wait, this guy is real?