Plants vs. Zombies: The Final Showdown/Plant Almanac

This is the Almanac for Plants vs. Zombies: The Final Showdown.

In-game, the Almanac would be divided into several sections, which are the sections here.

Poseidon Zombie Almanac Joke thought up by CC00.

Captain-shroom and Speedskater Zombie Almanac Jokes thought up by Sunfish.

Evil-shroom Almanac Joke thought up by EMPeachy

Skeletal Imp Almanac Joke thought up by MSP.

Skeleton Gargantuar and Guacodile Almanac Jokes thought up by IMCR8Z.

Anti-Air Tree Almanac Joke thought up by TeoWord.

Plants
The Plants section of the Almanac.

Damage notes: very light means less than 0.5nds, light means 0.5nds, average means 1nds, increased means 1.5nds, double means 2nds, heavy means more than 2nds up to a max of 5nds. Super heavy is more than 5nds. Massive, Half Massive and One-third Massive are 90, 45, and 30nds respectively.

Firing speed notes: very fast means three or more times a second, fast means twice a second, average means once a second, slow means once every 1.5 or 2 seconds, very slow means slower than 2 seconds.

Range notes: Very short means one or two spaces, short means three spaces, medium means four or five spaces, long means the whole row. Forwards and backwards, three rows, ground and air, or infinite can also be used to describe the range, but those are self-explanatory.

Campsite
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in the Campsite Stage.

Peashooter
Peashooter

A basic attacker which deals average damage for a low cost.

Damage: average

Range: long

Firing speed: average

Plant Food effect: shoots 20 peas a second for three seconds

"I was happy," says Peashooter, "but then the zombies had to come back and I've got to come out of retirement to fight them! At my age! It's outrageous!"

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Sunflower
Sunflower

Vital plant which produces sun for planting.

Sun production: average

Plant Food effect: produces 150 sun

Sunflower recently hit ten million likes on Leafbook, and with so many fans, you'd think that Sunflower couldn't get any happier! But she gets happier by the second no matter what happens, so she can always get happier.

Cost: 50

Recharge: very fast

Wall-nut
Wall-nut

Its tough shell makes it very resistant to attacks, great for protecting your other plants.

Toughness: high

Plant Food effect: gains metal armor to protect it

Wall-nut is a world champion at bowling, but when he isn’t busy winning those tournaments, he defends people from brain-hungry zombies, because he thinks it’s the right thing to do.

Cost: 50

Recharge: slow

Potato Mine
Potato Mine

Explodes a zombie or small group, but takes a long time to arm.

Damage: massive

Range: one space

Usage: single-use, on contact once armed

Plant Food effect: arms itself and produces two more Potato Mines

He's Potato Mine by day, and Super Potato by night! His catchphrase is Spudow, his sidekick is Imitater, and he's managed to bring dozens of zombies to justice!

Cost: 25

Recharge: slow

Cherry Bomb
Cherry Bomb

Explodonates all zombies in a medium-sized area.

Damage: massive

Range: 3x3

Usage: single-use, instant

Want to know why the Cherry Bomb's explosion is sometimes Powie and sometimes Cha-Boof? It's because although they decided to explodonate, they couldn't decide what sound explodonating makes.

Cost: 150

Recharge: very slow

Snow Pea
Snow Pea

Shoots frozen peas that chill zombies, causing them to slow down.

Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: chills zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: freezes every zombie in the row and shoots 20 frozen peas a second for three seconds

Snow Pea has travelled the world from pole to pole, avoiding the deserts in between.

Cost: 200

Recharge: very fast

Repeater
Repeater

Shoots twice as fast as a Peashooter.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: fast

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots 30 peas a second for three seconds, then shoots a giant pea

Repeater is starting a comedy act. However, his jokes never feel like anything new, and just seem like repeats of the last comedian's. Wait, this is a repeat of his Almanac Entry in PvZ3!

Cost: 200

Recharge: very fast

Bonk Choy
Bonk Choy

Rapidly punches nearby zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short, forwards and backwards

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack speed: very fast

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: punches everywhere in a 3x3 area, dealing massive damage

Bonk Choy doesn't like people making rude jokes about him.

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Bloomerang
Bloomerang

Shoots boomerangs which hit three zombies, twice!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, three zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots ten boomerangs in each of four directions

Bloomerang has been known to say that he hates boomerangs. Apparently he keeps trying to throw them away, and gets really annoyed when they come back to hit him.

Cost: 175

Recharge: very fast

Aspearagus
Aspearagus

Long-ranged plant which is good for many types of zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, three rows, ground and air, forwards and backwards

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a giant spear which inflicts 20 damage on all zombies in three rows, and pushes them back

Aspearagus was outraged that Cactus was chosen to be the sniper in Garden Warfare instead of him. So outraged in fact, that he shot Cactus in the head one time. But Cactus hugged Aspearagus afterwards, perhaps as a kind of clever revenge.

Cost: 125

Recharge: very fast

Chilly Pepper
Chilly Pepper

Explodes after planting, freezing and damaging every zombie in the row.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: one-third massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one row

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: freezes and chills zombies

"People keep asking me to chill out!" Says Chilly Pepper, "I'm already chilled out! I can't get any more chilled! How can people want me to chill out even more?" Chilly Pepper doesn't seem to understand jokes.

Cost: 50

Recharge: slow

Cabbage-pult
Cabbage-pult

Lobs cabbages over obstacles to hit the zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: lobs a powerful cabbage at every zombie onscreen

Cabbage-pult lobs cabbages because it’s what he’s paid for, but most of the time, people just use his older brother Kernel-pult. He hates that.

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Twin Sunflower
Twin Sunflower

Produces two suns at once, great for long games.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Sun production: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: produces 300 sun

Which twin is the evil twin? In this case, neither of them is evil...we hope.

Cost: 125

Recharge: fast

Torchwood
Torchwood

Sets peas on fire, causing them to inflict double their normal damage

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Fire Peas deal double damage, but defrost frozen zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: turns into a Napalm Torchwood that triples the damage of peas for 30 seconds

"I've been burning for about ten minutes now," says Torchwood, "how come I haven't burnt into nothing? I'm just a tree stump, surely these flames should have burnt me into nothing by now!"

Cost: 175

Recharge: very fast

Shamrock
Shamrock

More powerful version of the Aspearagus, but hides when zombies are too close.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, three rows, ground and air, forwards and backwards

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: hides when zombies are close

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a giant rainbow which inflicts 40 damage on all zombies in three rows

Shamrock's cousin is a famous rockstar. He says so anyway, Shamrock doesn't believe it though.

Cost: 175

Recharge: fast

Misty Pond
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in the Misty Pond Stage.

Sea-shroom
Sea-shroom

Shoots short-ranged spores at aquatic zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: all Sea-shrooms shoot rapidly for three seconds

Must be planted in water

Sleeps during the day

"I saw the sea last year," says Sea-shroom, "but it was boring. I don't like being named after it anymore."

Cost: 0

Recharge: very fast

Lily Pad
Lily Pad

Land plants can be planted on Lily Pads, letting them be placed on water.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: non-aquatic plants can be planted on top of it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: produces three more Lily Pads

Must be planted in water

Lily Pad has always wanted to be planted on land, but has never managed to do it. He's jealous of his daughter Power Lily, as she managed to plant herself on land.

Cost: 25

Recharge: instant

Sun-shroom
Sun-shroom

Produces small sun, then normal sun, then big sun.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Sun production: low, then average, then double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: grows every two minutes

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: grows to max size and produces 300 sun

Sleeps during the day

"They grow up so fast, don't they?" Says Sun-shroom's mom. "They do," says Sun-shroom's dad. They said that four minutes after Sun-shroom was planted.

Cost: 25

Recharge: very fast

Kernel-pult
Kernel-pult

Lobs weak kernels and stunning butter randomly.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average (kernels), double (butter)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: butter stuns zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: butters every zombie

People often ask why Kernel-pult doesn't throw butter all the time. To that he says "I wouldn't be Kernel-pult then, would I? I'd be a Butter-pult!"

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Plantern
Plantern

Removes mist in a 3 row by 7 column range.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: removes mist

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: lights up the whole screen and stuns zombies for three seconds

"I'm a Lantern. Yet I am also a Plant. HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET? No? Darn, why is Flower Pot the only one who can make minds explode?"

Cost: 25

Recharge: slow

Split Pea
Split Pea

Shoots forwards AND backwards! Nice!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, forwards and backwards

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average (forwards), fast (backwards)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: like a Peashooter forwards, and a Repeater backwards

Split Pea’s eyebrow war has finally been resolved. The back head gets the eyebrows because he’s a Repeater.

Cost: 125

Recharge: very fast

Cactus
Cactus

Shoots spikes which can hit ground and air enemies, and pops balloons.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, ground and air

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: pops balloons

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots 30 spikes in the air and 30 spikes at the ground zombies

Cactus misses the exciting life of garden warfare, back when the zombies were using guns and she had several times the Peashooter's range. And she misses the Garlic that she made into a robot-plant hybrid.

Cost: 125

Recharge: very fast

Blover
Blover

Blows away mist and clears the sky of aerial attackers.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: none (massive to Flying Zombies)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: infinite

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Removes mist temporarily

Blover is really annoyed when the mist comes back after he blows it away. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t keep it away, but it won’t stop him from trying.

Cost: 100

Recharge: fast

Scaredy-shroom
Scaredy-shroom

Shoots long-ranged spores, but hides when zombies are close

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: hides when zombies are close

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: won't hide and will shoot really fast for three seconds

Sleeps during the day

Scaredy-shroom is scared of everything except clowns. Strange, isn’t it?

Cost: 25

Recharge: very fast

Ice-shroom
Ice-shroom

Freezes nearby zombies and slows all others

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: light

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3 (freeze), whole screen (chilling)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Single use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: freezes nearby zombies, chills other zombies

Sleeps during the day

Ice-shroom has a cold heart, but that doesn't mean he's not kind. The thing is, he's just not kind.

Cost: 50

Recharge: very slow

Fume-shroom
Fume-shroom

Shoots bursts of medium-range fumes which hit groups of zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: medium

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: hits all zombies in range, ignores shields

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: pushes back and damages zombies in front of it

Sleeps during the day

Fume-shroom may be stinkier than rotten brains, but at least he's good at fighting the zombies.

Cost: 75

Recharge: very fast

Volt-shroom
Volt-shroom

Damages all zombies touching the water, and does double damage to metal!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: one-third massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: water only

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: inflicts double damage to metal objects and vehicles

Must be planted in water

Sleeps during the day

Volt-shroom is shockingly good at playing the electric guitar.

Cost: 25

Recharge:   ultra slow

Hypno-shroom
Hypno-shroom

Can hypnotize one zombie that eats it, making it fight for you!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: hypnotizes the zombie that eats it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Single-use, on contact

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: spawns 2 more Hypno-shrooms

Sleeps during the day

Hypno-shroom has been the hypnosis champion 10 years in a row, and is considered the most elite hypnotic plant (technically mushroom) ever.

Cost: 50

Recharge: fast

Shield-shroom
Shield-shroom

When awake, it can create a tough shell around it, but the shell is only temporary.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: very high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: blocks jumping zombies, loses a bite of health every two seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: fully regains its health

After being bitten by the zombies, the Shield-shroom is one of the few defensive plants that DOESN'T slowly turn into a zombie and want to eat the homeowner's brains. Probably due to the hard shell being tougher than a Wall-nut.

Cost: 50

Recharge: slow

Doom-shroom
Doom-shroom

Dooms a massive area of zombies, but damages the space it's on, preventing you from planting there...

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 7x7, circular area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: leaves a crater or murky water on the space it was planted on

Sleeps during the day

Doom-shroom is always looked upon as "evil" or an "anti-hero", when in actual fact he's neither. The only reason he could have if he turned against the plants would be zombies offering to pay him more than you do.

Cost: 100

Recharge: ultra slow

Icy Rink
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in the Icy Rink Stage.

Flower Pot
Flower Pot

Flower Pots are required to plant on certain surfaces, such as ice or stone.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: allows you to plant on otherwise unplantable surfaces

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: produces three more Flower Pots

Flower Pot has recently taken up ice skating, hence his often annoying habit of sliding around on the ice.

Cost: 25

Recharge: instant

Coffee Bean
Coffee Bean

Coffee Bean's energy will wake up mushrooms, or speed up plants that are already awake.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Single use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Wakes up mushrooms, boosts speed of other plants

"...the Gargantuar had just smashed its way past the Tall-nuts, and it was smashing the strong plants too, like Melon-pults, so then I woke up an Ice-shroom and froze it, but it still didn't die, so I woke up a Doom-shroom too and it still survived the explosion, and it threw an Imp..." He kind of makes most chatterboxes like a certain pink pony look like they never say a word.

Cost: 75

Recharge: very fast

Snapdragon
Snapdragon

Breathes short-ranged fire in three rows.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: burns the 3x3 area in front of it

Snapdragon plays a lot of card games with Snap Pea. Well, a few card games. Well, one card game.

Cost: 200

Recharge: very fast

EMPeashooter
EMPeashooter

Disables vehicles and machinery with each shot, but is weak against other zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: disables machines

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: disables all machines for five seconds

"Freeze!" says EMPeashooter, "Do you have a driver's license? No? Then I'll have to disable your vehicle!"

Cost: 250

Recharge: very fast

Jalapeno
Jalapeno

Blows up one row, and melts ice left by Zombonis, but won't melt thick ice.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one row

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: melts ice, unless it's really thick

"Why do I self-destruct? Why can't I live a normal plant's life? Why am I doomed to..." those were Jalapeno's last words.

Cost: 100

Recharge: very slow

Garlic
Garlic

When bitten, the zombie that bit it switches rows to avoid the Garlic's horrible taste.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: diverts zombies into adjacent lanes

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Multi-use, when bitten

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: all zombies in the row that eat plants switch to adjacent rows

Garlic wishes he wasn't a plant, that he was a frog instead. He says that he wants a princess to kiss him and turn him into a handsome prince. Of course, Ice Queen Pea's daughter wouldn't ever dream of kissing a garlic or a frog.

Cost: 50

Recharge: fast

Chomper
Chomper

Chomps nearby zombies, but takes a while to chew. Upon swallowing, it can knock back zombies with its burp.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Chewing time: 30 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: burp knocks back zombies within two spaces

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: eats all nearby zombies

Everyplant thinks he's an eyeless freak, but to them he says "We're all freaks. Don't you know that most plants don't have eyes and aren't even intelligent?" Unfortunately, he can't see where the plants are, and ends up saying it to the zombies instead.

Cost: 150

Recharge: fast

Squash
Squash

Squashes a zombie or group that gets too close.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short, forwards and backwards

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: squashes two random zombies, then returns to its usual resting place

When he was little, Squash couldn't jump at all. But as he grew up, he...still couldn't jump. So how does he jump now? He gets help from Celekinesis. That's how.

Cost: 50

Recharge: slow

Pumpkin
Pumpkin

Can share its space with a plant, protecting the plant inside from most zombie attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: can share its own space with another plant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: gains a tough golden armor

Pumpkin technically shouldn't be alive. He's a pumpkin, sure, but he's been HOLLOWED OUT. Pumpkins wouldn't be able to survive while hollowed out. Something fishy's going on, but no plant knows what it is.

Cost: 125

Recharge: slow

Chili Bean
Chili Bean

Once eaten, the zombie that ate it will faint, and release paralyzing gases.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, when eaten

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: paralyzes zombies in the row when eaten

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: spawns two more Chili Beans

When Garlic and Chili Bean get together, you want to run. You want to run for the hills.

Cost: 75

Recharge: slow

Pea Pod
Pea Pod

Grows heads over time, increasing attack speed.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average, then fast, then very fast

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: grows additional heads, increasing attack speed

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: grows an extra head and shoots five massive peas

"Hello! Bonjour! Hola! Aloha! Konnichiwa!" You can expect the five heads to all be slightly different but you probably didn't expect a set of quintuplets to all speak different languages, did you?

Cost: 250

Recharge: very fast

Flowervator
Flowervator

Lets the plant on top of it attack flying zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: enables attacking plants to attack flying zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: doubles the attack speed of the plant on top for 30 seconds

"Up, down, up, down, up..." says Flowervator, "STOP IT ALREADY!!! STOP IT ALREADY!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!" Says the Repeater on top of it. "I'm tired of you playing games when no zombies are around, so stop it or I'll turn my head down and shoot at you!" The Repeater says twice, "Oh really? Let's try that out! Up, down..." Flowervator can be really stubborn sometimes

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Heavenly Peach
Heavenly Peach

Heals all the nearby plants over time.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Healing rate: one bite per two seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: grants nearby plants invincibility for a long period of time

Heavenly Peach is somehow a well-trained professional doctor, even though she doesn't know a Stamen from a Carpel.

Cost: 125

Recharge: fast

Snap Pea
Snap Pea

Shoots snapping peas that inflict additional damage to headwear and shields

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: 5x damage against helmets/shields

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: removes helmets and shields from every zombie in the row

Snap Pea's peas are really fussy eaters.

Cost: 250

Recharge: very fast

Celekinesis
Celekinesis

Shoots telekinetic energy that has a chance of pushing back zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: one in ten chance of pushing back a zombie

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: pushes back all zombies in three rows to the rightmost column

He's smart enough to know he's in a video game, and that the reason he can't push zombies back every time is because he'd be OP then. But he's trying to work on creating a glitch that lets him be OP. So far, it's coming along nicely, but it's still gonna be a couple of weeks before it's perfected. That's what he says anyway.

Cost: 200

Recharge: very fast

Dark Volcano
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in the Dark Volcano Stage.

Puff-shroom
Puff-shroom

Shoots short-ranged spores at the zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: all Puff-shrooms shoot rapidly for three seconds

Sleeps during the day

Puff-shroom has been training to increase his range, but all he managed to do was stop himself from mysteriously disappearing like all his ancestors from the dark ages did.

Cost: 0

Recharge: very fast

Threepeater
Threepeater

Shoots peas throughout three rows.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, three rows

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a wildfire of peas across all rows

The Threepeater Triplets are always fighting about something. Last week, they fought about who's turn it was to sweep up the headless corpses left from a particularly tough four-flag battle. In the end, they all swept up the corpses, since they're attached to each other.

Cost: 300

Recharge: very fast

Umbrella Leaf
Umbrella Leaf

Protects nearby plants from Bungee Zombies and aerial attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: deflects Bungees and other aerial attacks

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: range increases to 5x5 for a short time

Umbrella Leaf has grown tired of deflecting zombies and basketballs, and so he has decided it's time to move onto bigger and better things...right after he finishes deflecting these Bungees and basketballs.

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Homing-shroom
Homing-shroom

Shoots homing spores at zombies that could soon eat your brains.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: infinite

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special:   deals light splash damage

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots fifty homing spores

Sleeps during the day

She idolized Cattail, and vowed to be like that barking feline aquatic plant. Five years later, she's only managed to shoot at half the speed and still can't hurt flying zombies. Not to mention she hates touching water.

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Shot-shroom
Shot-shroom

Shoots shell spores which deal more damage at short range.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy, double or average, depending on distance

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: medium

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a giant shell spore which does 20x damage!

Sleeps during the day

Shot-shroom has always wanted to engage a Scientist Zombie in close-quarters combat, and see which is the better shotgun, that Zomboss Goo Blaster or his own foul mouth. And trust me, his mouth can be very foul sometimes.

Cost: 150

Recharge: very fast

Berridot
Berridot

Splits peas that hit it, reducing their damage but letting them hit adjacent rows.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: splits peas, halving damage and allowing multi-row attacking

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: for a short while, all peas it splits do normal damage

Berridot hates it when plants call him "berry dot".

Cost: 100

Recharge: fast

Goop-shroom
Goop-shroom

Shoots goop over the zombies in front of it, causing constant damage and reducing their attack speed.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage:   average (per-second)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: medium

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: goops every zombie onscreen

Sleeps during the day

"I keep being told I'm unoriginal," says Goop-shroom, "what does that mean anyway?"

Cost: 125

Recharge: very fast

O-range
O-range

Allows the plant it goes on to attack multiple rows in the way an Aspearagus or Shamrock attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one plant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: Single use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: increases the range of one plant to "three rows"

Will we ever find out how O-range lets plants attack multiple rows? Find out next week on "Plants Declassified"!

Cost: 100

Recharge: slow

Tall-nut
Tall-nut

Blocks off zombies for longer than Wall-nuts, and works wonders against jumping zombies and low fliers.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: very high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: can't be jumped over

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: gains extra-tough metal armor

"You think you can vault over me?" Says Tall-nut, "think again! Nothing will get past me! Unless you can fly."

Cost: 125

Recharge: slow

Laser Bean
Laser Bean

Shoots lasers, dealing damage down the entire lane.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: fires a powerful laser, dealing half-massive damage

"IMMA FIRIN' MAH...you know what, no. I'm not going to play the part of an internet meme. Sorry, but no means no."

Cost: 250

Recharge: very fast

Spreading Hedge
Spreading Hedge

Defender that grows into adjacent rows after a while, and can even spread onto lava or other plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: grows into adjacent rows after one minute

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: grows to take up the entire column

He's a hedge. A hedge. It's easy enough to walk through it, and yet the zombies don't. What does it prove? That zombies really are brainless.

Cost: 200

Recharge: slow

Undead-shroom
Undead-shroom

Spawns hypnotized zombies, with a chance of granting them helmets.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: spawns hypnotized zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Spawning rate: every 30 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Helmet chance: 30% (cone), 20% (bucket)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: spawns a hypnotized Diamondhead Zombie

Sleeps during the day

Undead-shroom was an evil zombified mushroom, but then Hypno-shroom convinced him that eating brains was not the way, and ever since, Undead-shroom has been on the lawn, fighting zombies with zombies.

Cost: 150

Recharge: very slow

Grenadia
Grenadia

Explodes zombies, leaves pulp and seeds behind to give the zombies an even harder time

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: leaves pulp and seeds nearby, seeds explode and pulp slows zombies

Grenadia is a litterbug, and proud of it. He also wants us to pay him $5,000, he's got some fines he needs to pay apparently.

Cost: 300

Recharge: very slow

Ash
Ash

Chokes zombies with clouds of ash.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: ash clouds stun zombies, and sometimes insta-kills them

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: chokes all zombies onscreen for five seconds

Ash battled an Artichoke once. Ash won.

Cost: 300

Recharge: very fast

Magnifying Grass
Magnifying Grass

Click on it and it will focus some of your sunlight into a powerful attack

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: one-third massive*

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack cost: 25 sun

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a powerful rainbow beam for a while, strengthened by sun producers

Magnifying Grass is willing to help with almost anything. Just don't ask her to burn insects with her attacks, she loves them.

Cost: 75

Recharge: very fast

* One of the few times this Almanac's misleading, it's slightly under one-third massive damage.

Rainy Forest
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in the Rainy Forest Stage.

Iceberg Lettuce
Iceberg Lettuce

Freezes one zombie that steps on it. Cool!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: none

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one zombie

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, on contact

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: ten second freeze

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: freezes every zombie for ten seconds

Iceberg Lettuce had a vacation to an iceberg in the middle of nowhere last year. He says he saw two ships sink too. What are the odds?

Cost: 0

Recharge: fast

Watercress
Watercress

A weak, rapid-fire plant, but up to ten can share one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: very light

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very fast

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: up to ten can share a space

Semi-aquatic plant, can go on land or in water

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: the Watercress on that space double in numbers and each shoots a giant bubble

"The Watercress Army may look small and weak, but together, we are unstoppable!" Said the captain of the Watercress Army, trying to encourage his troops before they got smashed by a Gargantuar.

Cost: 75

Recharge: very fast

Carrocket Launcher
Carrocket Launcher

Shoots high-damage explosive carrots, but targets the zombie farthest away, instead of the closest one.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, farthest zombie

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: attacks hit groups of zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Shoots a super strong carrocket at the end of the row that deals lots of damage.

Wonder why Carrocket Launcher targets the last zombie first? He's got bad aim, simple.

Cost: 125

Recharge: very fast

Radar Sap
Radar Sap

Allows attacking plants to use a radar to detect zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one plant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: lets the plant see through disguises

Radar Sap is unnatural. There is no way a plant can naturally have a radar sense. It's biologically impossible. Oh wait, this is a video game. Nevermind.

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Anti-Air Tree
Anti-Air Tree

Shoots missiles at aerial zombies, but is unable to attack the ground.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, air only

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: hits every flying zombie with a missile

He has always dreamed of being a plane. Then he could fly and actually shoot the ground. He really wants to shoot the ground.

Cost: 200

Recharge: very fast

Spikeweed
Spikeweed

Hurts zombies walking over it, and destroys wheels.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: destroys vehicles instantly

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Damages and pulls all zombies in the row onto its space

If you think it hurts to step on Spikeweed, compare it to stepping on an Ogel Brick. I dare you.

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Heal Flower
Heal Flower

Produces healing suns, giving them to the most badly damaged plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Production rate: 30 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: provides every plant with a healing sun

Despite looking so similar to Marigold, Heal Flower is actually Sunflower's sister and is Flowervator's fourth cousin twice removed from a fifth cousin. Marigold on the other hand, is totally unrelated to Heal Flower.

Cost: 150

Recharge: very slow

Slow Moss
Slow Moss

Thick moss that makes zombies move slower, but doesn't affect attack speed.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: none

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: slows zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: holds all zombies in the row on top of it for ten seconds

Slow Moss hates when zombies trample him, all he's trying to do is lounge around soaking up the rays.

Cost: 50

Recharge: very fast

Cotton Wall
Cotton Wall

Protects a plant by reducing the damage of attacks that hit it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: halves the damage of attacks that hit the plant inside it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: makes the plant it protects invincible for 15 seconds

Cotton Wall is often found protesting against cotton clothes, but her protests are always ignored for two reasons: no one agrees with her, and no one believes plants are intelligent and think it's a silly trick.

Cost: 75

Recharge: fast

Knightshade
Knightshade

Attacks zombies with its sword, and sometimes gets a critical hit, stabbing the enemy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double (slash), massive (stab)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Stab chance: increases with each slash

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: throws swords at five spaces

Once upon a time she served King Alder, slaying the many zombies that threatened Carrotlot.

Cost: 200

Recharge: very fast

Shadow Flower
Shadow Flower

Produces dark suns that you can send to zombies, damaging them and earning sun.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: Super heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Sun production: low

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: earns 15 sun per attack

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: produces five dark suns to use

The Shadow Flower is well-known among the plants as a kind of superhero, saving plants at the last moment using her dark suns to slay the zombies. What they don't know is that the mask hides her greatest secret: She's a type of Sunflower.

Cost: 150

Recharge: fast

Mahogany Tree
Mahogany Tree

Click to make it deploy a group of five aggressive hogs that attack zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Cooldown: 20 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Hog health: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Hog speed: supersonic

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Hog damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: sends ten hogs down each row

Mahogany Tree grew up near a farm, and made friends with many of the hogs there, training them to protect him and fight zombies. He also conveniently forgot to mention that the zombies could eat the brains of the hogs.

Cost: 250

Recharge: fast

Sprinkflower
Sprinkflower

Waters adjacent plants to increase their speed by 50%. Click on it and you can see a list of other upgrades too!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Upgrade 1: toughener, increases health of adjacent plants by 50%, costs 250 sun

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Upgrade 2: fighter, increases damage of adjacent plant's attacks by 100%, costs 1000 sun

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Upgrade 3: plant feeder, automatically feeds a random adjacent plant with Plant Food every minute, costs 750 sun

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: all plants onscreen are affected by the buffs for 30 seconds

Sprinkflower has always enjoyed showering other plants with the water he somehow manages to spontaneously generate out of nowhere.

Cost: 500

Recharge: slow

Berrainy
Berrainy

Berrainy produces a raincloud on its space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: produces a rain cloud, cost increases with each use

Berrainy can't just create rainclouds. He has complete and utter 100% control over the weather. It's just that since he made a hurricane that destroyed hundreds of trees by accident, he decided to stick to the easy weather control, such as creating rainclouds.

Cost: 100+

Recharge: fast

Spikerock
Spikerock

A more damaging Spikeweed that's three times as tough!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: destroys vehicles instantly

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: like a Spikeweed, but with more damage

Spikerock asks the big questions, like how come helmets protect against his attacks.

Cost: 250

Recharge: fast

Hidden Base
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in the Hidden Base Stage.

Captain-shroom
Captain-shroom

Summons temporary Puff-shrooms in front of zombies on any surface

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Puff-shroom lifespan: 5 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Summoning rate: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: summoned Puff-shrooms can survive anywhere

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Summons a column of permanent Puff-shrooms

Sleeps during the day

Captain-shroom served in seven wars, fought against millions of zombies, and lost many friends. But no shroom was as loyal to him as Puff-shrooms. He lives in his car.

Cost: 25

Recharge: slow

Roto-shroom
Roto-shroom

Remember those Jester Zombies from the second game? This is the plant equivalent!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: deflects enemy projectiles

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: spins fast enough to create a tornado for three seconds, sucking in all projectiles and then shooting them back out

Sleeps during the day

"People ask if I get dizzy," says Roto-shroom, "and no, I don't. In fact, I get dizzy when I STOP spinning."

Cost: 75

Recharge: slow

Bright-shroom
Bright-shroom

Lights up 3x3 area around it. Less effective than Planterns, but it costs nothing!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: lights up a small area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: lights up the screen for three seconds

Sleeps during the day

Bright-shroom was always the brightest student in school, in more ways than one. He eventually became a teacher, but unfortunately, being nocturnal meant his teacher's assistant had to be Coffee Bean.

Cost: 0

Recharge: fast

Power-shroom
Power-shroom

Charges up electricity, and fires off a powerful bolt that hits the whole row when clicked on.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: depends on charge-up time

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Hits every zombie in the row, charges up to massive damage

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: deals double massive damage to the strongest zombie onscreen

Sleeps during the day

Power-shroom is a battery, mushroom and electric ray gun all in one. HOW COOL IS THAT???

Cost: 150

Recharge: very fast

Vampiric-shroom
Vampiric-shroom

Grabs a zombie, paralyzing it and then drains its blood and health. The more blood it drinks, the stronger it becomes.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average, increased, double or heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: grows up to four times

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: only attacks one zombie at a time, can't attack big zombies or vehicles

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: insta-kills any zombie it's attacking and grows two sizes

Sleeps during the day

Vampiric-shroom has always hated the taste of zombie blood. He hopes that one day, when he grows strong enough, he can turn on us, and we won't be able to stop him. Of course if he does this, it's a sign that he forgot about the shovel.

Cost: 125

Recharge: fast

Mine-shroom
Mine-shroom

Arms more slowly than a Potato Mine, but costs nothing.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, on contact once armed

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: insta-arms and produces another armed Mine-shroom

Sleeps during the day

"MINE! ALL MINE! GIVE ME ALL YOUR SUN! GIVE ME ALL YOUR PLANTS! GIVE ME ALL YOUR BRAINS! EVERYTHING THAT'S YOURS IS MINE!!!"

Cost: 0

Recharge: slow

Thief-shroom
Thief-shroom

Steals protective objects and weapons from nearby zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Cooldown: 10 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: steals every stealable object

Sleeps during the day

Despite stealing from the zombies, Thief-shroom wants people to know that he isn't greedy, he sells what he steals and donates all the money he gets to charity.

Cost: 75

Recharge: fast

Evil-shroom
Evil-shroom

Shoots short-ranged spores, but when clicked, it will sacrifice most types of plants in a 3x3 area and gain their attacks, making itself super-strong.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: combines the attacks and abilities of nearby plants into one

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots ten spores a second for three seconds, but the spores do more damage for each other attack it has

Sleeps during the day

Evil-shroom is the most evil plant you will ever find. Sure, he gets a kick out of slaying zombies, but you could also say that for plants. He does have a very ironic secret, though: his first name spelt backwards is "Live." Oh, how he loves his homeowner!

Cost: 50

Recharge: slow

Transform-shroom
Transform-shroom

Upon death, the zombie that killed it will transform into a regular Browncoat. This works on any, literally ANY zombie except Micro Bosses or Bosses.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one zombie

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: when killed

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: turns a zombie into a Browncoat

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: every zombie in the row becomes a Browncoat

Sleeps during the day

Transform-shroom got fired from his last job as a banker when he accidentally transformed a million dollars into one cent.

Cost: 175

Recharge: very slow

Glowing Bulb
Glowing Bulb

Drains 5 sun every two seconds to power itself, but lights up the entire screen. Of course, if you run out of sun, it stops working.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: lights up the whole screen but constantly drains sun

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: one minute of free lighting

Glowing Bulb's costs may seem steep, but he assures us that he uses at least 20% of the sun you pay to power himself.

Cost: 25

Recharge: ultra slow

Sonic-shroom
Sonic-shroom

Shoots faster-than-sound spores which deal lots of damage and stun nearby zombies with the sonic boom.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: stuns all nearby zombies when it fires

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots an exploding spore that stuns every zombie and explodes in a 3x3 area

Sleeps during the day

"No, just because I'm blue and I can make sonic booms does NOT mean I'm a hedgehog or a pegasus. Take a look, I'm a mushroom! See?"

Cost: 75

Recharge: very fast

Infi-nut
Infi-nut

Weaker than a Wall-nut, but regenerates health and can even come back to life.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: medium

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Self-healing rate: max health after 15 seconds without damage

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to lasers and blocks laser-based attacks

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: generates a forcefield, protecting every row

When Infi-nut took an IQ test, he was found to have an IQ of 5,625, the most impossibly high IQ ever recorded. Despite this, he never really thinks about anything other than forcefields.

Cost: 75

Recharge: slow

S.U.N.
Synthesizing Ultra-reliable Nut-machine (S.U.N.)

Makes all zombies generate sun when slain, but will not stack with other S.U.N.s.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: infuses all zombies with a tiny amount of sun, which is released when the zombies are slain

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: zombies produce five times the normal amount of sun for ten seconds

S.U.N. is just an assortment of small metal nuts designed to look like a futuristic machine. How does it actually work like a futuristic machine and make zombies make sun? In fact, if it's the Synthesizing Ultra-Reliable Nut-Machine, why isn't it called S.U.R.N.M.?

Cost: 250

Recharge: ultra slow

Infect-shroom
Infect-shroom

Poisons the zombie that eats it, causing the zombie to lose health. The poison is spread like a disease to other zombies the infected zombie touches.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy (per second)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one zombie

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, when eaten

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: can infect a zombie that infects other zombies, which infect other zombies and so on

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: creates a permanent toxic aura around itself that poisons zombies

Sleeps during the day

Infect-shroom has been in quarantine his entire life. Now that he's finally been released, he wants to explore the world. Instead he gets planted on a lawn in front of a hungry zombie.

Cost: 75

Recharge: very slow

OPea
OPea

Shoots 20 peas a second for ten seconds, and is invincible. Then it disappears.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very fast

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: invincible

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: disappears after a short time

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: survives for 50% longer

"I'm not very overpeawered, despite my name," says OPea, "in fact, I hate anything overpeawered. Especially huge, gigantic, laser-shooting, double-smashing, bug bot launching, futuristic robots."

Cost: 150

Recharge: slow

Doom Dungeon
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in the Doom Dungeon Stage.

Fastflower
Fastflower

Each Fastflower speeds up recharge timers of plants!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: reduces recharge timers by 10%, up to 50%

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: doubles recharge speed of all seed packets for 10 seconds

"Sooo...deeespiiite myyy naaame, Iii'm nooot veeery faaast...Iii juuust waaarp spaaace aaand tiiime toooo maaake stuuuff chaaarge faaaster..."

Cost: 100

Recharge: ultra slow

Cobbler
Cobbler

Makes shoes and gives them to random plants for a speed boost.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Shoe production: 20 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Boost length: 10 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: creates three shoes instantly

"I'm fine with making shoes, it's my job after all, but I just dunno how plants having a shoe on their head makes them faster. It's like the sort of random nonsensical thing you'd see in a video game."

Cost: 150

Recharge: slow

Thyme Portal
Thyme Portal

Zombies that walk through Thyme Portal are sent forwards in time, so you don't have to deal with them so soon.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: teleports up to five zombies to a minute later

Can't be used during the final wave

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: teleports all surrounding zombies forwards in time

"I wish I could have travelled through time with Crazy D. I'd love to meet my distant relatives and future descendants. I'd also love to show the zombies of other times the real super power of time travel!"

Cost: 200

Recharge: very slow

Magnet Plant
Magnet Plant

Steals metal objects from zombies, such as buckets, football helmets and cages.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 5x5

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Cooldown: 10 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: steals every metal object onscreen

Magnet Plant will never forget the day he transformed from a Magnet-shroom into what he is now. "Congratulations! Your Magnet-shroom has evolved into a Magnet Plant!"

Cost: 150

Recharge: fast

Bananarang
Bananarang

Boomerangs through two rows, damaging a lot of zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: one-third massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: two rows

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

"I'm friends with everyplant, and I mean everyplant, except for Bloomerang. He shot me at a Gargantuar once. I don't care if it was an accident, you can't forgive someone for that."

Cost: 75

Recharge: slow

Lightning Reed
Lightning Reed

Shoots electricity which ricochets between multiple targets.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: light, very light for ricochet

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, three rows

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: hits up to six zombies, does double damage to metal

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: creates a storm cloud that attacks the zombie closest to eating your brains

"1 am 31337! 1 am 31337! N0 0n3 can 5t0p m3! OH NO! N0T A GIGA-GARGANTUAR! CANCEL THE LEETSPEAK, I'M DOOMED!"

Cost: 125

Recharge: very fast

Gooseberry
Gooseberry

Flies around in its row, pecking at flying zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack speed: fast

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: takes up no space, moves around, pops balloons, only one is allowed per row

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: drops healing feathers on all plants in a 3x3 area

"Will you ever stop repeating what you say Repeater?" asks Peashooter. "When berries fly! When berries fly!" says Repeater. "Well I'm flying, and I'm a berry, so now will you stop repeating yourself Repeater?" says Gooseberry.

Cost: 150

Recharge: fast

Anger Pea
Anger Pea

When a zombie with lots of health shows up and it gets really angry and shoots really fast.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average, very fast when angry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shoots at 10x speed if a zombie with lots of health is in the row

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: 20 seconds of continuous anger

I need your help to make this almanac joke, I have no ideas for it.

Cost: 300

Recharge: fast

Magnet Traplant
Magnet Traplant

Pulls nearby metal-users and vehicles towards it, then BLAKOOM!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 5x5

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: only affects metal-users and vehicles

Magnet Traplant...a magnet...a trap...a plant...a bomb...a cousin of a mushroom that evolved into a plant...can you name one thing about it that isn't interesting?

Cost: 75

Recharge: very slow

Brickercress
Brickercress

Has incredible health, but cannot block jumpers.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: extremely high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: doubles health and lets it block jumping zombies

You may not know this, but Brickercress is meant to be a pun on bittercress. As some would say: Worst. Pun. Ever.

Cost: 175

Recharge: very slow

Katy Peary
Katy Peary

Her horribly loud singing can stun zombies in the row randomly.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: none

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Stun chance: 10%

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Stun length: five seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: sings loudly enough for all zombie protective equipment to shatter

It's the plant version of a pop singer. Isn't that funny enough without flavour text making it funnier?

Cost: 150

Recharge: fast

Tanksy
Tanksy

High health plant that can fire off explosives at a slow rate.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: super heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shots explode in a 3x3 area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: fires a massive damaging explosive

Tanksy's been out of work since the Zombie Wars of '76, as Coconut Cannons, Citrons and Cob Cannons started to become more popular, but now finally she's back in the fight, controlling her tank-like armor better than ever before!

Cost: 200

Recharge: slow

Bee Tree
Bee Tree

Releases bees to pollinate Sunflowers, Twin Sunflowers and Power Flowers.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Pollination rate: 10 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Pollination length: 30 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: pollination doubles plant speed

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: a swarm of bees pollinates every Sunflower onscreen

Bee Tree doesn't just let any bees live on him. No, he only lets bees live on him if they are willing to give him a share of the honey they produce, and they are willing to pollinate his ally flowers. Otherwise, he'll shoo them away with his branches, and they'll try, but fail, to sting him.

Cost: 250

Recharge: ultra slow

Sleepea
Sleepea

Shoots tiring peas, which are pretty strong, but requires Coffee Beans to stay awake

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: falls asleep after two minutes

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Shoots thirty Tiring Peas over three seconds

"I DO NOT CONSTANTLY FALL...asleep..." said Sleepea, before snoring loudly and falling over.

Cost: 200

Recharge: very fast

Cuke
Cuke

A literal "kill all zombies" button, but it costs a lot and can only be used once.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: infinite

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

The Cuke is the pinnacle of plant engineering, the most powerful weapon ever created...but it is so powerful and dangerous that the plants are always hesitant to use it. Thankfully for them, the explosion somehow leaves them unharmed.

Cost: 2,500

The Great Graveyard
The section of the Almanac for Plants unlocked in The Great Graveyard Stage.

Pult-shroom
Pult-shroom

A catapult mushroom with longer range but slower attacks than Puff-shrooms.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: medium

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: hits all zombies with five spores

Sleeps during the day

Pult-shroom is just another kind of Puff-shroom...another mushroom that's paid no sun for her work, and is fairly bad at fighting the zombies...but she can make a great soup.

Cost: 0

Recharge: very fast

Grave Buster
Grave Buster

Removes one grave, as long as it isn't eaten.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one grave

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: completely destroys a grave

"Let me repeat this one more time: It may look like I eat graves, but I DON'T, I DISSOLVE THEM WITH NATURAL ACIDS! Ugh...no, they are NOT stomach acids."

Cost: 0

Recharge: fast

Coconut Cannon
Coconut Cannon

Click on it when it's ready, and it will fire off a powerful exploding coconut at the zombies!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: half massive with super heavy splash

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Reload time: 15 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: splash hits a 3x3 area and ignores shields

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: fires a super coconut that pushes back all zombies in the row, then explodes

The coconuts explode because the coconut milk inside is about as volatile as Torchwood is hot.

Cost: 400

Recharge: fast

Follow Pea
Follow Pea

Aims its peas at your mouse cursor, but rests occasionally.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: aims towards your mouse

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a special pea which follows your cursor for ten seconds and does lots of damage to zombies it touches

"One day," says Follow Pea, "one day I will finally find out what that cursor really is, and the other plants will finally believe that I'm not hallucinating!"

Cost: 225

Recharge: very fast

Mush-shroom
Mush-shroom

Shoots mush at the zombies, which sticks to them to deal constant everlasting damage.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: light

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: can shoot past zombies already covered in mush

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: paralyzes and damages the row of zombies

Sleeps during the day

We finally came up with a mushroom that's a good pun!

Cost: 75

Recharge: very fast

Grow-shroom
Grow-shroom

Grows over time, shooting bigger, stronger spores.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average, then double, then heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: grows every minute until it reaches maximum size

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots ten spores a second for three seconds

Sleeps during the day

"When did I change?" asks Grow-shroom, "when did I become so totally different? Someplant tell me!"

Cost: 100

Recharge: very fast

Sun Bean
Sun Bean

Whichever zombie eats it becomes a source of sun.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: one zombie

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, when eaten

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: the zombie that eats it produces small amounts of sun when damaged

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: makes the zombie that eats it explode into sun

I need your help to make this almanac joke, I've got no ideas for it.

Cost: 50

Recharge: slow

Citron
Citron

Charges up for a while, then releases a burst of powerful plasma

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: half massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: groups of zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a powerful plasma ball that insta-kills most zombies in the row

As most smart people know, plasma is very, very, VERY hot. Citron should vaporize because he contains plasma for so long before he releases it. But somehow, Citron is incredibly heat resistant to the point where he can still be burnt by Explorer Zombies. Does that make sense?

Cost: 350

Recharge: fast

Melon-pult
Melon-pult

Throws powerful melons that hit groups of zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: does splash damage in a 3x3 area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: fires a super-strong melon at every zombie

"Look at the size of my melons! They're massive! None of your melons can compare to mine!" says Melon-pult. He really doesn't understand modesty...or how some things can be misconstrued as rude.

Cost: 325

Recharge: very fast

Black-Hole-Berry
Black-Hole-Berry

Creates a black hole, sucking in all nearby zombies for a short time

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: infinite

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant, lasts 15 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: instantly kills anything except bosses*

"Zombies, prepare to meet your maker! I will implode into an infinitely dense singularity that you can't escape from, and then this singularity will mysteriously disappear for no reason, defying the laws of black holes!"

Cost: 1,000

Recharge: ultra slow

* One of the few times this Almanac's misleading, as plants, micro bosses, campfires and tombstones are also unaffected.

Nerflower
Nerflower

Nerfs every zombie onscreen, reducing health and speed, and sometimes taking away other abilities.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: reduces the health of any zombie that can survive massive damage, reduces the speed of any zombie faster than average, prevents zombie spawning and healing abilities

"This world...this world is not real. This world is just a game. I, like Celekinesis know this. I also know that while we can't leave this world, we can modify it, hack it if you will, to make this fake life a lot easier for us and a lot harder for those fake zombies."

Cost: 300

Recharge: ultra slow

Bamboo Shoot
Bamboo Shoot

Fires powerful explosive shells at nearby zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: super heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 5x5

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: 3x3 splash radius

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots a giant shell at the strongest zombie, dealing massive damage in a 5x5 area.

Bamboo Shoot appears to be without fear, but in truth, there is one thing he is afraid of. It's not a zombie, not spiders nor snakes, but...pandas.

Cost: 500

Recharge: fast

Gloom-shroom
Gloom-shroom

Releases heavy fumes in a small area around it.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 3x3

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very fast

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: hits all zombies in range, ignores shields

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: releases paralyzing gases in the 3x3 area around it

Sleeps during the day

Gloom-shroom started a campaign to rename Bloom and Doom Seed Co. to Gloom and Doom Seed Co., but the campaign failed, much to Gloom-shroom's annoyance. As revenge, he stank up the offices at Bloom and Doom Seed Co., forcing them to shut down the company for three whole days.

Cost: 250

Recharge: fast

Winter Melon
Winter Melon

Lobs powerful chilling melons at groups of zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: chills zombies and does chilling splash damage in a 3x3 area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: fires a super-strong frozen melon at every zombie

There is one word you should never say to Winter Melon. One word that will always tick him off, that he never wants to hear. Whatever you do, you must never, ever, say the word "chillax" around him.

Cost: 525

Recharge: fast

Cob Cannon
Cob Cannon

Click on it to fire deadly cobs of corn at the zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Reload time: 35 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: cobs explode in a 3x3 area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: shoots four cobs at random places, but requires two Plant Food

Those wannabe Coconut Cannons and Bamboo Shoots are nothing compared to the raw power of the Cob Cannon. The Cob Cannon reigns supreme as the ultimate plant! Well, unless you count the Cuke...and the Black-Hole-Berry...and Nerflower can be more powerful too...

Cost: 750

Recharge: very slow

Others
The section of the Almanac for Plants purchased at Burt's Bits & Bobs, or unlocked through other means.

Marigold
Marigold

Produces silver coins, then grows and produces gold coins.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Coin production: average, then high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: produces five coins, or sometimes a diamond

Marigold's latest job is offering financial advice to poor plants. The good news: she gives those plants free money. The bad news: she doesn't make any profits. She doesn't care, would you if you could make money out of thin air?

Cost: 75

Recharge: fast

Kaboomerang
Kaboomerang

Throws boomerangs that deal double damage, and explode on their final hit.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double, normal for explosion

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, three zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: explodes on final hit

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: boomerangs orbit around it for thirty seconds, causing explosion damage on contact with zombies

Must be planted on Bloomerangs

Kaboomerang loves to teach explosion classes, but the Cherry Twins hate him, as his explosion classes are more popular than their explodonation classes.

Cost: 125

Recharge: fast

Power Flower
Power Flower

Produces trios of sun! Groovy!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Sun production: triple

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: produces 450 sun

Must be planted on Twin Sunflowers

Everyone was shocked when the original upgrade plants got demoted to regular plants, and so the new upgrades were created to replace them. Power Flower is the only one of these five new upgrades that is the upgrade of an original upgrade, and she hopes that this claim to fame will help her spread a message of peace.

Cost: 125

Recharge: slow

Count Chompula
Count Chompula

Heals itself while chewing zombies, up to the strength of a Wall-nut.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: massive

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: very short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Chewing time: 30 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: heals while chewing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: like a Chomper, but with self-healing

Must be planted on Chompers

Count Chompula takes great pride in being "the greatest Vamplant". When a Bonk Choy pointed out that there's only one other Vamplant anyway, the Bonk Choy was never heard from again.

Cost: 75

Recharge: slow

Angry Bee Tree
Angry Bee Tree

As well as pollinating sun producing flowers, the bees attack zombies that dare to touch the tree or any flowers.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: super heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Pollination rate: 10 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Pollination length: 30 seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: pollination doubles plant speed

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: pollinates all flowers and stings all zombies

Must be planted on Bee Trees

Angry Bee Tree is so-called because the tree is angry, not because the bees are angry. The bees are only so angry because the tree is extremely annoying.

Cost: 150

Recharge: ultra slow

Pursuit Pea
Pursuit Pea

Relentlessly shoots peas that pursue the mouse.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: double

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: whole screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: aims towards your mouse, and the peas home in on it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: stronger version of Follow Pea

Must be planted on Follow Peas

Pursuit Pea is more obsessive than the Follow Pea, which is saying something. He's so obsessive, he even tells his peas to pursue the cursor.

Cost: 250

Recharge: fast

Power Lily
Power Lily

Produces plant food upon planting.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: produces one Plant Food

"I. AM. TRUE. POWER. THOSE JUGGERNAUTS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST MY PLANT FOOD! Unless SOMEONE wastes it on a weak or non-attacking plant. I'm looking at you Crazy Dave."

Cost: 175

Recharge: ultra slow

Imitater
Imitater

Can imitate any plant, allowing you to plant it twice as often!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: perfectly copies any plant, but takes a few seconds to transform

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: same as imitated plant

Imitater may be an old man, but he can be taught new tricks. After all, he learnt how to imitate all the new-fangled plants, didn’t he?

Cost: ???

Recharge: ???

E.M.Peach
E.M.Peach

Creates an electromagnetic explosion that disables machines.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 5x5

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: single-use, instant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: disables machinery for ten seconds

E.M.Peach grew up playing many video games, such as Coffee the Hedgebean and Super Flowerio World, but his absolute favourites were the Mega Pea games. It's just a shame he lost his favourite blue helmet in the year 2323.

Cost: 50

Recharge: slow

Healixflower
Healixflower

Shoots powerful helix beams that hit all zombies in range, and periodically heals every plant onscreen.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: super heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: short

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: hits all zombies in range, ignores shields, heals plants onscreen to max health every minute

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Does massive damage in the row, and overheals all plants

I need your help to make this almanac joke, I've got no ideas for it.

Cost: 200

Recharge: fast

Chard Guard
Chard Guard

Pushes zombies back three times, then blocks them off

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: medium

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: regrows leaves and knocks back all nearby zombies

You might think that Chard Guard and Bonk Choy are best friends. They both battle the zombies in similar ways, but the Bonk Choy hates Chard Guard. Chard Guard always flings those zombies back with his Knock 'Em Dead maneuver so that Bonk Choy can't get a hit in. It's really annoying.

Cost: 100

Recharge: slow

Rotobaga
Rotobaga

Shoots seeds along four diagonals

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: light

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: four-directional

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: very fast

Low flying plant, can go on land, water or lava

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Shoots three exploding seeds in each direction

"Question 1: Have you ever heard of a Rutabaga?" Says Rotobaga. "No? Thought not. Question 2: Why did I have to based on such an obscure plant? Any ideas? Anyplant? Nope?"

Cost: 150

Recharge: very fast

Sweet Potato
Sweet Potato

Attracts zombies from adjacent lanes, and blocks them off

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: high

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: fully heals, attracts all nearby zombies, becomes invincible for five seconds

Sweet Potato and Garlic are the biggest of rivals. They often spend many hours arguing over which method of lane diversion is best, and which one is better value-for-sun. Sweet Potato doesn't like to admit it, but Garlic usually wins the arguments.

Cost: 200

Recharge: slow

Brocomotive
Brocomotive

Charges on command, stunning and damaging zombies. It can be attacked when it charges however.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: super heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: medium

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Return speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: slowly heals at the station

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Charges through the whole row and returns almost instantly

Some people say that running zombies over is a cruel and unusual attack. To them Brocomotive simply says "Other plants eat them, or burn them, or scare them to death. How is my attack any more unusual?"

Cost: 225

Recharge: fast

Ghost Pepper
Ghost Pepper

Haunts nearby zombies, and then self-destructs to cause additional damage.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy, one-quarter massive for explosion

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: 1x5

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Usage: limited existence

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: cannot be attacked

Low flying plant, can go on land, water or lava

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: deals lots of damage in a 3x3 area, and resets the self-destruct timer

She doesn't just celebrate Halloween, she also plays the Ghost of Feastivus Past in the "A Feastivus Carol" play that the plants put on every year.

Cost: 75

Recharge: slow

Sap-fling
Sap-fling

Lobs sap at the zombies, slowing them down but causing no damage.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: none

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: slow

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: slowing effect stacks with ice

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: splatters sap everywhere

Sap-fling only likes one kind of sap, and that's the sap he flings. He hates anything else that's sappy in any way. Especially sappy movies.

Cost: 150

Recharge: fast

Dandelion
Dandelion

Floats bombs through three rows, one row at a time

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: heavy

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long, three rows

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: deals splash damage equal to direct damage, and is affected by strong winds.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Sends giant bombs through three rows

Dandelion has always wondered something. Most plants that have another living thing in their name look like that thing. Cattail for example, or Snapdragon. So why isn't Dandelion a lion? He's always hated that he can't live up to his name.

Cost: 225

Recharge: very fast

Guacodile
Guacodile

Shoots seeds at zombies, and rushes through the row when attacked.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Damage: average (seeds), super heavy (charge)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Range: long

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Firing speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: charge attack does extra damage to nearby zombies

Semi-aquatic plant, can go on land or in water

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Food effect: Releases two charging Guacodiles, and knocks back nearby zombies

When noplant was looking, Guacodile ate forty zombies. He ate 40 zombies. That's as much as four tens. And that's awesome!

Cost: 150

Recharge: fast

Zombies
The Zombies section of the Almanac.

Toughness notes: fragile means 1nds of health or less, weak means 2nds to 9nds, average means 10nds to 16nds, solid means 17nds to 39nds, armored means 40nds to 69nds, dense means 70nds to 99nds, great means 100nds to 199nds, extreme means 200nds to 499nds, near-unkillable means 500nds or more.

Speed notes: snail's pace means slower than a regular Zombie, average means the speed of a regular Zombie, hungry means the speed of a Flag Zombie, rushing means the speed of a Pole Vaulting Zombie, rapid means the speed of a Dolphin Rider Zombie, supersonic means the speed of a Zombie Chicken.

Campsite
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in the Campsite Stage.

Browncoat Zombie
Browncoat Zombie

Regular apocalypse-variety zombie.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

Want a mindless undead corpse to eat the brains of your enemies? Then this Zombie is for you! Just as long as they don't have any plants that fight. In which case, this Zombie isn't for you.

Conehead Zombie
Conehead Zombie

The roadcone absorbs damage, protecting the zombie.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Snap Pea and Thief-shroom

Road cones went out of fashion last year, but Conehead Zombie doesn’t care, because whatever protects his head works.

Flag Zombie
Flag Zombie

Flag Zombies lead a huge wave of zombies!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness:  average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

Flag Zombie has the world’s biggest flag collection. He also has the world’s biggest brain collection, and the biggest collection of flags with brains on.

Buckethead Zombie
Buckethead Zombie

The bucket provides effective protection for the zombie.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Snap Pea, Thief-shroom and magnets

Once upon the time, he was part of a trio, known as the Three Bucketeers! They were feared for their brain-eating skills and their helmets, but then they attacked someone who had some powerful magnets, and the Bucketeers were forced to flee.

Pole Vaulting Zombie
Pole Vaulting Zombie

This athletic zombie can jump over one plant, as long as it isn't too tall.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: vaults over the first plant it encounters

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: tall plants

Pole Vaulting Zombie hates eating his greens, that’s why he jumps over the plants instead of eating them.

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie
Jack-in-the-Box Zombie

The Jack-in-the-Box can explode at a random time, so slay the zombie before it gets a chance to explode!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: jack-in-the-box can explode

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: magnets and Thief-shroom

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie hates that strange music that follows him around. He wishes he knew what causes the music so he could stop it.

Diamondhead Zombie
Diamondhead Zombie

It seems the zombies realized that buckets aren't the toughest helmet there is.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Snap Pea and Thief-shroom

Diamondhead Zombie is one of the richest zombies. He's a brainllionaire in fact, so he could buy all sorts of things that are more useful than a diamond helmet. He could buy an aeroplane to drop bombs on the plants. He could buy a car to run them over. But no, he likes the simple things, like headwear.

Billboard Zombies
Billboard Zombies

A group of three or more zombies hiding behind different parts of a billboard, which appears to be advertising brains.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid (for each zombie)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: always appears in groups

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Bloomerang

Billboard Zombies were hired to eat and advertise brains at the same time. What zombie could turn down an offer like that?

Disco Zombie
Disco Zombie

Disco Zombie summons an army of Backup Dancers. How cool is that?

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Summons Backup Dancers

Disco Zombie's favorite dance style isn't disco. It's tap dancing, but his stupid boss prefers disco, so he has to do disco dancing or he'll be fired.

Backup Dancer
Backup Dancer

They appear in groups of eight whenever Disco Zombie shows up.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Summoned by Disco Zombie.

The Backup Dancers decided that a group of four isn't good enough, and so they decided that there should be eight with every Disco Zombie. Disco Zombie wasn't sure at first, but now realizes that it's much better than a group of four.

Football Zombie
Football Zombie

A fast and strong zombie, it can cause problems even if you have a strong defense.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Snap Pea, Thief-shroom and magnets

Football Zombie has realized that it’s impossible to give 110%, so instead, he gives 200%.

Zombully
Zombully

Zombully bullies the plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: taunts nearby plants, making them stop attacking

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Pumpkins, any plant in a Pumpkin cannot be scared by it.

Zombully is the meanest, nastiest, scariest Zombie that has ever existed. At least according to Scaredy-shroom and Shamrock.

Spider Monster
Spider Monster

Spider Monster is a Micro Boss which likes to shoot spider webs at plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: extreme

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shoots spider webs to paralyze plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: bites poison plants

The Spider Monster started out as a Spider Devil in China, then grew into a much larger, stronger Spider Monster and decided to move to America.

Camper Zombie
Camper Zombie

He went out camping, and you happened to be camping in his spot.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: builds tents which spawn zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2: attacks nearby plants with a stake

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Instant Campfire): throws "Instant Campfire" boxes onto random spaces to create campfires, instantly

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Camper Van Crush): calls for a camper van to drive down the leftmost columns, crushing plants and zombies

A peaceful zombie that only eats brains for two reasons. #1: Someone's in his camping spot; #2: he's been ordered to eat someone's brains. He had two reasons to try and eat your brains, can you think of what they were?

Misty Pond
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in the Misty Pond Stage.

Ducky Tube Zombie
Ducky Tube Zombie

The aquatic equivalent of regular, helmet and flag carrier zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average/solid/armored/great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average/hungry

Only appears in water

Ducky Tube Zombie’s favourite animal is...not ducks. He hates those.

Snorkel Zombie
Snorkel Zombie

Dives underwater to dodge most attacks, but must surface when it needs to attack.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: dives to dodge attacks

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Defensive plants and catapults

Only appears in water

Snorkel Zombie thinks he has to keep moving or he'll stop breathing. He also thinks he's a living shark.

Dolphin Rider Zombie
Dolphin Rider Zombie

Moves forward at high speed, then leaps over a plant.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: jumps over the first plant it encounters

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: tall plants

Only appears in water

The Dolphin is plotting to eat your brains himself without his rider knowing.

Seagull Zombie
Seagull Zombie

Faster and stronger than regular zombies, and flies over low plants, but doesn't like butter much.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: flies over low plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Kernel-pult and Blover

Crazy Dave once said, "could the zombie be a bird in disguise? Could the seagull be a zombie in disguise? It's unlikely, but it's just crazy enough to be possible!"

Scuba Diving Zombie
Scuba Diving Zombie

Dives underwater until it reaches the back, then surfaces to attack plants from behind.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: attacks plants from behind

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Magnets

Only appears in water

Diving is COMPLETELY different to digging!

Balloon Zombie
Balloon Zombie

Flies above the battle, immune to many plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: flies above all plants and most attacks

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: anti-air plants, especially Cactus, Blover and Gooseberry

Balloon Zombie doesn't understand a lot of things, but one thing that completely baffles him is how he gets mowed down by Lawnmowers.

Siren Zombie
Siren Zombie

A Siren's song draws Ducky Tube Zombies towards it and speeds them up.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Ducky Tube Zombies are drawn towards it

Only appears in water

The Siren Zombie's singing is horrible by human standards, but you must remember that it is a Siren Zombie, not a regular Siren, and so the singing is perfect for making other zombies fall in love with it.

Octo Zombie
Octo Zombie

Throws octopi up to three spaces away to bind up plants, paralyzing them and allowing zombies past. Octopi can be destroyed by all forms of attack, but aren't usually targeted by pults or homing-based attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:  average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special:  binds up plants with octopi

Can appear in water

Octo Zombie has the world's largest zombie octopus farm, containing an estimated one thousand, three hundred and thirty-seven octopi. Well, technically it's the world's only zombie octopus farm, but it's still massive.

Zomanha
Zomanha

A Zombie Piranha that swims around, eating aquatic plants in one bite.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: weak

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: insta-kills plants, and dodges attacks like a Snorkeller, but won't attack the houseboat.

Only appears in water

Zomanha's greatest achievement is the time he ate a drowning Chomper.

Speedboat Zombie
Speedboat Zombie

Really fast, and it will cut straight through plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: crushes plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter, E.M.Peach and Magnet Traplant

Only appears in water

Why have a houseboat when you can have a speedboat?

Kraken Zombie
Kraken Zombie

Kraken Zombie is a Micro Boss which pulls plants underwater, weakening your defenses.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: extreme

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: pulls random plants underwater

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: throws nearby plants at random spaces

Only appears in water

He's really just a Giant Squid in a Zombie costume.

Poseidon Zombie
Poseidon Zombie

He has complete control over the water, and he's a zombie god...so...yeah.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: turns water into zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2 (Water Wall): Creates a wall of water in the middle column, destroying plants in that column and blocking attacks from other plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Aqua Tornado): A tornado made out of water will kill all plants and zombies in a 3x3 area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Huge Wave): A huge wave crashes down on two to three columns of plants, destroying them all

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Aqua Army): turns water into a group of ten Ducky Tube Zombies at once

Only appears in water

Poseidon Zombie was considered to be called Neptune Zombie, but he feared that people would either say he controls that planet, or make dumb jokes about him being next to Uranus.

Icy Rink
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in the Icy Rink Stage.

Eskimo Zombie
Eskimo Zombie

Has a decent amount of health, and can't be chilled or frozen.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to chilling and freezing

Eskimo Zombie is immune to cold plants for one reason, and one reason only: It's the tradition of his people, the Eskimo Zombies.

Zombie Bobsled Team
Zombie Bobsled Team

These bobsledders appear on ice, moving very fast until they crash into a plant.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Bobsled Toughness solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rapid, then average

Only appears on ice

They hate Zombonis, so they're over the brain to have a chance to attack you without the help of those stupid Zombonis.

Ice Block Zombie
Ice Block Zombie

An extremely tough zombie immune to chilling and freezing, but vulnerable to hot attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to chilling and freezing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: hot plants

Only appears on ice

You might be wondering how a zombie gets trapped inside an ice block. Well, he didn't. He got bitten by a zombie, ran away, and fell into a very, very cold river in the middle of winter. When he emerged, he was as you see him now. Although where he got the chef hat is a complete mystery.

Zomboni
Zomboni

Crushes plants, leaves ice if there is no ice, and is generally an all-round pain.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to chilling and freezing, leaves an ice trail, instantly crushes plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach, <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> Spikeweed, Spikerock and Magnet Traplant

The zombie driving a Zamboni is back, and with more weaknesses than ever before!

Rocket Zombie
Rocket Zombie

Travels at breakneck speeds, but vulnerable to chilling and freezing.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   supersonic, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Snap Pea, Thief-shroom and cold plants

He's not a rocket scientist. He's an astrophysichemibiologist. Although, he may just be making that up.

Imposter Zombie
Imposter Zombie

The disguise hides the fact that it's actually two Imps in a costume.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

The Imposter Zombie was just a couple of Imps that wanted to get into the fight without the help of Gargantuars or Bulls or Cannons or anything stupid like that. And they succeeded, until their costume got destroyed.

Imp
Imp

Fast, but weak. Usually requires the help of another zombie to get into the fight.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: weak

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rushing

They would have a funny joke for their Almanac Entry, but they dislike all forms of laughter, except their own.

Speedskater Zombie
Speedskater Zombie

Skates along, minding his own business and changing rows on occasion.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: switches rows randomly

Only appears on ice

He loves skating. But sometimes, brains are more important than skating. When he hears those words, his heart sinks.

Brain Zombie
Brain Zombie

His brain makes a tasty healing snack for nearby zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: other zombies can eat the brain, healing themselves

Had plans of becoming the leader of the zombies, then an Imp landed on his head and he soon forgot what he was thinking about.

Polar Bear Zombie
Polar Bear Zombie

Lots of health, can't be chilled or frozen, and has deadly attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to chilling and freezing, instantly kills plants

Polar Bear Zombies are misunderstood creatures. They are usually nice, peaceful, and only eat human brains if they can't find polar bear brains.

Zomdeer
Zomdeer

When low on health, it begins flying to avoid attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">and anti-air plants

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Snowman Zombie
Snowman Zombie

Snowman Zombie is a Micro Boss which throws chilling and freezing snowballs.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: extreme

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: throw snowballs that chill plants, with a chance to freeze

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: when reduced to half health, makes it rain snowballs, freezing all plants for a couple of seconds

Only appears on ice

Shouldn't he be called a Snowzombie?

Zombie Yeti
Zombie Yeti

Rarely appears, runs away after a while, but give a nice reward upon death.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average, then rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: runs away after a while, gives massive cash reward for slaying

Like the Yeti, the Almanac Joke is very elusive. So, sorry, it disappeared.

Zomdolph the red-nosed Zomdeer
Zomdolph the blah blah yadda yadda

Basically, a robotic weather machine.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: teleports zombies onscreen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2 (Blizzard): All plants will be slowed down to half speed during this weather.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Hailstorm): Hailstones will land on and damage plants during this weather

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Red-nosed Laser): Wipes out a row instantly

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Hailing Blizzard): snow and hail both fall at once, slowing and damaging plants

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Dark Volcano
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in the Dark Volcano Stage.

Lavaproof Zombie
Lavaproof Zombie

Walks on lava, and fire is useless against it.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to fire

Only appears in lava

Who knew zombie tailors could make hazmat suits, let alone hazmat suits that are so heat-resistant they are completely lavaproof?

Bungee Zombie
Bungee Zombie

Descends from the sky and steals a plant!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: targets and steals a plant

Some might ask how Bungee Zombie gets to eat any brains when all he does is steal plants. Well it's simple, he eats plant brains, of course.

Zombie Lava Monster
Zombie Lava Monster

Strong zombie which throws balls of lava at nearby plants, but cold plants can neutralize its attack.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to fire and throws balls of lava

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: cold plants

Only appears in lava

He likes playing lavaball fights with other zombies, but since he completely melted a Gargantuar, no zombie wants to play with him anymore.

Brave Zombie
Brave Zombie

Brave enough to pull plants up like weeds, rather than eating through them.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: uproots plants

He's brave, he's fearless, he will stop at nothing to eat brains...unless there's a butterfly involved. They make him run a mile in the opposite direction.

Explorer Zombie
Explorer Zombie

Burns plants with its torch, but is vulnerable to cold plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: burns plants instantly

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: cold plants

He's always trying to find something new to explore, but nothing's ever compared to the time he time travelled with Dr. Zomboss, so he's gone back to trying to eat brains.

Ladder Zombie
Ladder Zombie

Uses a ladder as a shield, and places it on defensive plants to climb over them

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Shield Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rushing, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: climbs over defensive plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Thief-shroom, magnets, lobbed shots, weeds/rocks, fumes and lasers

So, how come the plants don't try to attack the ladder once he puts it down? Zombie Scientists have been trying to work that out for years, and have come to the conclusion that it's an unexplained phenomenon.

Pogo Stick Zombie
Pogo Stick Zombie

Bounces over plants, ignoring everything in its path

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   rushing, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: jumps over all but the tallest plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: magnets and tall plants

Pogo Stick Zombie has been practicing sproinging. He's already better than Jack-in-the-Box Zombie, but Umbrella Leaf is considered the king of sproinging, and no matter how much Pogo Stick Zombie sproings, he won't beat Umbrella Leaf. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever!

Conga Leader
Conga Leader

Summons Conga Dancers behind it constantly

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: summons a Conga Dancer a second

Conga Leader actually hates conga dancing, but he can't do disco dancing because there's already a zombie that does that.

Conga Dancer
Conga Dancer

Summoned by Conga Leaders at a high rate

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: follows behind Conga Leaders

When Conga Leader gets hungry and there are no people's brains around to eat, you don't want to be a Conga Dancer that's got even half a brain left.

Spawner Zombie
Spawner Zombie

Uses a strange machine to summon other zombies from the level in adjacent rows

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: summons a zombie every five seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: magnets

Spawner Zombie salvaged the machine he uses from Zomboss's time travelling Zombot, leaving Zomboss wondering why he couldn't spawn any zombies when he managed to rebuild it. This eventually led to Zomboss's downfall and the rise of whoever now controls the zombies.

Flaming Rock Zombie
Flaming Rock Zombie

Has a habit of exploding when slain, taking out all nearby plants, but cannot explode if hit with a cold attack.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to fire and explodes when slain

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: cold plants

Only appears in lava

How can a bunch of flaming rocks become a zombie? Answer: CRAAAZY video game logic!

Lava Splitter
Lava Splitter

A Micro Boss which splits into weaker versions of itself when damaged.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense, then solid, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: splits up when damaged

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to fire

Only appears in lava

He hates splitting up. You wouldn't like him when he's split up.

Zombie Dragon
Zombie Dragon

A deadly gigantic zombified DRAGON!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: drops zombies onto the volcano

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2 (Fireball): spits a fireball through two rows that explodes in a 2x2 area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Flamethrower Breath): heavily damages two rows of plants, blocked by defenders

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Bungee Drop): drops one Bungee Zombie from each of its legs

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Eruption): makes the volcano erupt and create more lava rows

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Rainy Forest
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in the Rainy Forest Stage.

Rain Dance Zombie
Rain Dance Zombie

Summons Storm Clouds when it dances, which buff a plant for five seconds before striking them with lightning

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: dances to create storm clouds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: can't strike plants under a regular raincloud with lightning

Rain Dance Zombie took part in a dancing competition along with Disco Zombie and Conga Leader, but it was ruined when the building they were in got struck by lightning.

Tribal Zombie
Tribal Zombie

Shoots a poisoned dart at plants up to three spaces ahead.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: darts cause poison damage

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Roto-shroom and Thief-shroom

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Tree Zombie
Tree Zombie

The disguise means plants won't realize it's an enemy until it attacks a plant. When attacking, it roots to the ground and resists damage.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: most plants won't target it, roots when attacking to resist damage

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Radar Sap

The zombies were always thought to be the dumb ones and the plants the smart ones. And yet a simple tree disguise is capable of fooling the plants into thinking a zombie is a plant. Perhaps the plants are the dumb ones and the zombies are smart?

Zombie Nest
Zombie Nest

Drops out of the sky full of eggs, which will eventually hatch into Zombirds.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: unmoving

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: has ten eggs which hatch into Zombirds. The last five hatch simultaneously.

A nest made out of zombie limbs that contains eggs which hatch into zombified birds? This must be the craziest zombie-related thing ever!

Zombird
Zombird

After hatching out of Zombie Nests, it flies overhead, pelting plants below with...eggs?

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: weak

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: flies over plants and attacks, drops exploding eggs

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: anti-air plants

Sure, it may drop eggs. The eggs may explode. But there's nothing else about it that's remotely similar to another video game.

Trojan Sunflower
Trojan Sunflower

Looks pretty suspicious, doesn't it?

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: crushes plants, contains three Conehead Zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Spikeweed and Spikerock

The zombies initially planned for the Trojan Sunflower to be massive, containing an entire army of zombies. But the lazy Builder Zombies couldn't be bothered and so it was made only big enough for three zombies to travel inside.

Witch Doctor Zombie
Witch Doctor Zombie

After ten seconds, targets a zombie with a healing spell or a plant with a curse.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: can heal zombies or damage plants at long range

Be thankful that it isn't any worse. All it does is hurt plants or help zombies. If it really is magical, it could probably do more than curse plants. It could turn them into zombies, or animals. It could turn them into chickens, or even sheep.

Horse Rider Zombie
Horse Rider Zombie

Gallops towards your plants, trampling them in the process, but gets blocked by defensive plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: tramples most plants instantly

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: defensive plants

The rider doesn't know what he's doing. The horse does all the work, the rider's just along for the ride.

Zombie Zombie
Zombie Zombie

A zombified zombie that turns plants into Zombie Zombies and splits into two Browncoats when slain.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: bitten plants turn into Zombie Zombies, splits up when slain

Zombies are rubbish at controlling zombification machines, and so every once in a while, one of those Zombies zombifies itself. And voila, a Zombie Zombie is born!

Learned Zombie
Learned Zombie

Learned Zombie is an ancient zombie that has learned many forms of attack over the centuries.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: after five seconds, performs random powerful attacks

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attacks: sheepification spell, lane puller, flaming rain, zombie spawn, plant copier

The Learned Zombie observed the zombies of many different times, from ancient china to medieval times, from medieval times to modern day. Now, he observes and fights the plants, in the hopes of learning their attacks and somehow inexplicably duplicating them.

Tribal Leader Zombie
Tribal Leader Zombie

Summons five Tribal Zombies after showing up, and coordinates their attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: summons Tribal Zombies, and makes them target one plant

"Leadig a tribe iz harrder tan it zounds. Al te zombies fite ower brainz wen tey need to giv we dem," says the Tribal Leader Zombie.

Mother Zombird
Mother Zombird

Dropping Zombie Nests and the biggest exploding eggs ever, this is one tough Micro Boss.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: flies over plants and attacks

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: drops Zombies Nests

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: drops big exploding eggs

How can a single Zombird lay so many eggs so quickly? Mother Zombird says, "Squawk, squawk, squawkity squawk," which roughly translates to "hard work, commitment and lots of brains".

Camper Rematch
Camper Zombie (again)

This time, it's personal. The Camper is back and with a vengeance.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: Builds houses out of sticks to spawn zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2: attacks nearby plants with a stick

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Instant Storm): throws an "Instant Storm" box onto an empty space which turns all Rainclouds into Stormclouds temporarily

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Bird Bombardment): a Zombie Nest drops into each row

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Tree Takedown): cuts down a tree, which falls down in the second column, crushing plants there and blocking you from replanting them until it's destroyed

It's one zombie. ONE zombie. And yet it has two almanac entries. TWO almanac entries! HOW DOES THAT WORK???

Hidden Base
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in the Hidden Base Stage.

Spy Zombie
Spy Zombie

Drops from the ceiling into the middle column, unless there's a light source for it to target.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: drops from the ceiling

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Umbrella Leaf

Only appears in Hidden Base

Spy Zombie is so called not because he's a spy, but because he's good at "I spy".

Zombie Private
Zombie Private

Attacks plants from three spaces away, but has to reload every six shots.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shoots at plants instead of eating

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Roto-shroom, Thief-shroom and magnets

Zombie Private is hoping to get a promotion soon. If he manages to get Crazy Dave's brains, he will likely be promoted all the way to Base Commander! Of course, he'll never manage to get Crazy Dave's brains because of Crazy Dave's helmet.

Herbivore Zombie
Herbivore Zombie

Eats plants very well, but hates the taste of brains.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: eats at triple speed but doesn't eat brains

Herbivore Zombie is the leader of a campaign to stop brain-eating. However, the plants don't help it out because it always eats any plant foolish enough to try.

Zombie Sniper
Zombie Sniper

Attacks from a distance, dealing lots of damage. Fortunately, it reloads after every two shots.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shoots plants from very far away

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Roto-shroom, Thief-shroom and magnets

I need your help to make this almanac joke, I've got no ideas for it.

Scientist Zombie
Scientist Zombie

A mad scientist that warps into the battle and places down a Heal Station to help the zombies.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: skips a space and places a Heal Station

Scientist Zombie used to be just a lowly Rocket Zombie. Then he invented the Zombie Heal Station and the Warp device. Now he's a highly respected zombie that loves to heal his allies.

Zombie Heal Station
Zombie Heal Station

After being placed by a Scientist, it will heal all zombies nearby until it gets destroyed.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: unmoving

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: heals zombies in a 3x3 area

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> and Magnet Traplant

It's just a machine, why does it even have an almanac entry?

Trap Zombie
Trap Zombie

Upon death, drops a bomb onto the space it was on. This bomb destroys any plant you try to place there.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: drops a bomb when slain, which prevents safe planting on one space

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Thief-shroom and magnets

Trap Zombie's only wish was that he could still be undead when you trigger his bombs, so that he could see the plants go up in a big KABOOM!

Zombot-Mech Walker Mk. I
Zombot-Mech Walker Mk. I

The original Zombot, redesigned on a smaller scale and controlled by an Imp. Can spit out fireballs and iceballs, or place additional Imps in front of it.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: spits fireballs that are weak to ice, iceballs that are weak to fire, and drops Imps in front of it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> and Magnet Traplant

While the first Zombot was designed by Zomboss, this was designed by the Scientist Zombie as a powerful mid-ranged assault robot. Initially it was going to be remote-controlled, but in tests, the remote-controlled ones went berserk and kept all the brains for themselves.

Engineer Zombie
Engineer Zombie

Rides a jackhammer into the battle, and when it falls off, it builds a Zombot Drone for aerial support.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: builds a Zombot Drone when the jackhammer is destroyed

The Engineer never gets the credit he deserves. Sure, the Scientists design all sorts of fancy machines. But when the zombies want something built right, they come to him, not those lazy Builders that made that Trojan Sunflower.

Zombot Drone
Zombot Drone

Flies above plants, shooting lasers down below.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: fires lasers forwards and down

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> and anti-air plants

Ever felt like the Zombot Drone wasn't strong enough for you? Want something better? Then dial 91911-BRAINS today, and get a Rocket Drone! Complete with improved armor, faster rockets and a weaker laser, oh wait, I wasn't supposed to mention that?

Zombot-Mech Walker Mk. II
Zombot-Mech Walker Mk. II

The second make of Zombot-Mech Walker. This one's slower, but has stronger attacks, more health and places bigger zombies!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: all the Mk. I's specials, plus mini camper throw and even placing Browncoat/Conehead/Buckethead Zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> and Magnet Traplant

The Mk. III will be totally different. It'll have telegraph pole arms, shoots lasers and launch a special Imp piloting a Bug Bot. Thankfully, this isn't developed until the year 2323.

Mini-Zomtank
Mini-Zomtank

A remote-controlled tank that shoots piercing lasers at the plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: fires laser beams

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Infi-nut, EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> and Magnet Traplant

Mini-Zomtanks are expensive to manufacture, but they have managed to destroy every defense they've been tested against. They will be tested against Infi-nuts next week.

Mega-Zomtank
Mega-Zomtank

A Micro Boss featuring lasers, machine-guns and a cannon!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: extreme

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shoots piercing high-power lasers

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: constantly fires a machine-gun

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: occasionally fires a cannon

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Infi-nut blocks lasers, Roto-shroom deflects bullets

This is powerful enough to make anyone who has a brain flee. Nothing can stop it, it is indestructible, ABSOLUTELY INDESTRUCTIBLE! NOTHING WILL EVER...wait, did it just blow up?

Base Commander
Base Commander

He's pretty ticked off that you've stayed in his base this long.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: teleports zombies onto the screen

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2 (Golden Gatling): stops moving and uses a Gatling Gun to pelt the plants in the row with bullets

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Anti-Roto): three Spy Zombies drop onto every Roto-shroom!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Mega Cannon): stops moving and fires two powerful explosives down the row, which can't be deflected

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Heal Bombs): three Heal Bombs drop onto random spaces, healing all zombies in a 3x3 area around them

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #6 (Sticky Explody Balls): three Sticky Explody Balls drop onto random spaces, damaging plants in a 3x3 area around them

Base Commander is known by many names. General Supremo, Super Commando and Tank Commander are just some of the names he's got.

Doom Dungeon
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in the Doom Dungeon Stage.

Antimatter Zombie
Antimatter Zombie

When it comes in contact with any attack, it will explode in a massive radius.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: fragile

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: creates a massive explosion when attacked

Antimatter Zombie is anti-matter. He opposes all matter except antimatter. He especially opposes plants that are anti-antimatter.

Pianist Zombie
Pianist Zombie

His catchy tune gets the zombies dancing into different rows!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: makes regular and helmet zombies change rows

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Spikeweed and Spikerock

Pianist Zombie's first piano was a family heirloom, passed down from zombie to zombie since old western times. Then he sold it on Ebrain and bought a better one.

Catapult Zombie
Catapult Zombie

Catapults basketballs at the farthest plant in the row until it runs out of ammo.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: lobs thirty basketballs before attacking your brains

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Spikeweed, Spikerock, Umbrella Leaf and Roto-shroom

Catapult Zombie has given all of his basketballs different names. Brainball, Basketbrain, Basketbrainball, Brainbasketball, Basketballbrain and Brainball 2 are his favourites.

Cage Zombie
Cage Zombie

Pushes along a cage containing an Imp or random Browncoat Zombie.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Cage Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special:   crushes plants with cage, cage releases a zombie upon destruction

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Magnet Traplant

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Ant Farmer Zombie
Ant Farmer Zombie

Releases an army of ants when its ant farm gets smashed.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Shield Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: when the ant farm breaks, fifteen ants are released

Ant farming is a tough business, so the Ant Farmer Zombie is considering switching to a different kind of farming. Either brain farming or banana farming, he's not sure which.

Ant Zombie
Ant Zombie

Charges towards your plants in large groups and at high speeds, but is extremely vulnerable to attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: fragile

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: supersonic

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: released from Ant Farmer Zombie's ant farm

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Lightning Reed

Ant Zombies have one job: to bring brains to their queen and hope that once she's full there's enough left for the rest of them.

Zombie Shape-shifter
Zombie Shape-shifter

Shifts into its fast, flying or armored form after five seconds, then shifts between the three forms.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: weak, solid or great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing, rapid or average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: has multiple different forms

Shape-shifter, changeling, transformer, whatever you want to call it, there's one thing that it never changes: its taste for emotio-wait, wrong changeling. The one thing that never changes is its taste for brains.

Elite Zombie
Elite Zombie

Lots of health, energy shielding and double-strength attacks!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: does double damage, has recharging energy shields

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> and magnets

On a faraway planet, the best of the best zombaliens that lived there were chosen to become the Elite Zombies, and were sent on a mission to seek out new brains to eat, hoping to create a great alliance of zombies that would be called the "Covenant". Is that enough sci-fi references?

Prison Guard Zombie
Prison Guard Zombie

Runs to the middle column, and then stops, guarding zombies behind against attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid, then unmoving

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: protects other zombies, rather than attacking your plants and brains

Zombies wonder why Prison Guard Zombie doesn't use his speed and mysterious plant-bypassing abilities to eat people's brains. Prison Guard Zombie says that the reason is that he's generous and wants the other zombies to eat brains instead.

Gorgon Zombie
Gorgon Zombie

Plants in the three spaces in front of it will get turned into stone. This increases their health, but stops them from doing anything.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: turns plants into stone

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: plants turn back to normal upon the zombie's death

Being a gorgon isn't always easy. Being a zombie makes it even harder. That said, she doesn't really care because she has snakes for hair, and snakes are great at scaring plants.

Gargantuar
Gargantuar

A behemoth of massive proportions.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: smashes plants and throws Imp when damaged

Gargantuar has become famous since he single-handedly defeated the Watercress Army, but despite his fame, he still can't find a girlfriend.

Gargantuar Prime
Gargantuar Prime

Gargantuar Prime is a Micro Boss from the future capable of shooting lasers and launching Bug Bot Imps.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: extreme

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shoots eye lasers at pairs of plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: launches five Bug Bot Imps when damaged

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: mows down a row of plants with its lasers when damaged

Gargantuar-Prime-1337 was built as an experimental upgraded version of the Gargantuar Prime. Unfortunately, they lost the robot and its pilot when they investigated a mysterious blue box that appeared out of nowhere.

Jailor Zombie
Jailor Zombie

After sending so many zombies down to the dungeon to eat your brains, he's decided it's time he sees to it personally.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: protected by Prison Guard Zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: calls for groups of zombies to assist him

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2 (Guard Replacement): replaces all the Prison Guard Zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Cage Counterattack): when a plant slays a Prison Guard, the plant gets caged

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Double-up): Doubles the amount of guards protecting him

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Direct Caging): attacks directly, caging plants in his way, but retreats after getting stunned

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #6 (Gargarmy): calls for five Gargantuars

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The Great Graveyard
The section of the Almanac for Zombies encountered in The Great Graveyard Stage.

Stonemason Zombie
Stonemason Zombie

Simply builds tombstones using its chisel when damaged.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: builds up to two tombstones

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: magnets

Stonemason Zombie has always been fascinated by stones and rocks of all kinds, but it wasn't until you started destroying the tombstones in this graveyard that Stonemason Zombie finally got a job doing what he loved. He really should thank you, but he'd still eat your brains if given the chance.

Gardener Zombie
Gardener Zombie

Plants evil plants that attack your plants!

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Plant Toughness: average, dense or great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: plants evil plants whenever it gets the chance

Gardener Zombie's favourite pastime is confusing Hypno-shroom. Hypno-shroom knows that hypnosis is impossible for zombies to pull off, but those plants are certainly evil. Then he hypnotizes a zombie that finds out the evil Wall-nuts and Tall-nuts are unusually weak and easy to eat, and that confuses him further.

Coffin Zombie
Coffin Zombie

The Coffin offers lots of protection, but slows down a very quick zombie.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry, then rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: while in the coffin, headbutts plants instead of eating them

Before becoming a zombie, Coffin Zombie was just a coffin enthusiast. After becoming a zombie, well, you know what it is. A zombie in a coffin.

Zombie Bull
Zombie Bull

A mechanical bull that launches the Imp riding on it when it encounters a plant.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing, then average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: launches a low-flying Imp

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);"> and Magnet Traplant

It's a mechanical bull, yet it acts like a zombie. This is due to being infected by a computer virus known as "zomjan zomhorse", which makes machines act like zombies.

Weightlifter Zombie
Weightlifter Zombie

A strong, muscled zombie which can smash one plant, at the cost of losing the barbell.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: smashes one plant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Thief-shroom and magnets

In order to compensate for losing his left arm, Weightlifter Zombie decided to spend 100% of his time holding a barbell in his right arm. Of course, for a zombie, exerting itself is just going to make its arm fall off a lot easier, so now he can't ever let go of the barbell, for fear of losing his other arm.

Zompire
Zompire

Decent health, plus it can heal itself when it bites plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: heals when eating plants

Was he a zombie that had its blood sucked by a vampire? Was he a vampire that had its brain eaten by a zombie? He's actually a zombie that dressed up in a vampire costume. It's unknown how the costume lets him heal himself.

Necromancer Zombie
Necromancer Zombie

Can revive zombies that die near it, bringing back half of their health. Thankfully, it has a few limitations.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: revives up to one zombie every five seconds

The first zombie was created when a Necromancer resurrected someone. That someone ate the Necromancer's brain, creating the first Necromancer Zombie. The Necromancer Zombie eventually built up an army, and so without Necromancers, there would be no zombies today. We have to thank them, as without zombies, there would be no fun Plants vs. Zombies games.

Undying Zombie
Undying Zombie

A slow zombie that is said to be indestructible.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: heals itself over time, punches plants instead of eating

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Chomper and Black-Hole-Berry insta-kill it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness:   Heavy-hitting plants (at least one-third massive damage) cause double damage

The Undying Zombie was a lab accident. Unlike most zombies, this wasn't zombified or bitten by another zombie. A dangerous mix of toxic chemicals transformed an ordinary human into a zombie with an unbelievably thick skin and a tough bone exoskeleton...but most importantly, it can heal even the most severe wounds, such as head-loss.

Z.O.M.B.I.E.
Zombot Of Mighty Brains & Intelligent Eating (Z.O.M.B.I.E.)

Features a deadly array of attacks which adapt to your defenses and also has massive amounts of health.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: can shoot a continuous laser, piercing bullets or a short-ranged flamethrower, and can put up a shield that protects it from magnetism

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter and  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach

The adaptive ability is totally not based on the Borg and the name is totally not based on the Zeppelin of Mighty Gargantuaness.

Juggernaut Zombie
Juggernaut Zombie

A slow, strong zombie with recharging shields, damage-reducing armour and an insanely powerful punch attack.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: extreme

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace, then hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: energy shielding recharges, armour reduces damage and blocks chilling effects, punch insta-kills anything

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: EMPeashooter,  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">E.M.Peach  <span style="color:rgb(218,165,32);">and Magnet Traplant

This is a zombie that can pick up and throw Gargantuars effortlessly, then drain the electricity from their telegraph poles to power its own energy shielding. If that isn't scary, nothing is.

Overlord Zombie
Overlord Zombie

Overlord Zombie is a Micro Boss from the future which summons weakened Gargantuar Primes

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: summons a Gargantuar Prime above or below every few seconds

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Gargantuar Primes occasionally laser one plant

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: Gargantuar Primes launch a Bug Bot Imp when damaged

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: When the Overlord dies, all Primes self-destruct

After finding evidence of time travel, the Overlord of the Future developed a time machine just to go back and find the missing Gargantuar Prime. When he discovered the Gargantuar Prime had been destroyed, he vowed revenge on all humans in this time period, regardless of the consequences to the timeline.

Baron Von Bats
Baron Von Bats

After a thousand year slumber, the ultimate Zompire has awoken to reclaim the graveyard that's rightfully his.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: heals when eating plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: walks towards your tent, but retreats if heavily damaged

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2 (Tombstone Drop): turns into a cloud of bats, which flies around dropping tombstones that spawn zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Zompire Summon): summons four Zompires in a cross formation for assistance

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Magic Warp): warps forwards, or into adjacent rows

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Bat Beam): stops and shoots a super-strong beam at your plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #6 (Bat Abduction): while flying around, some bats will fly towards plants and steal them, and each plant stolen heals the Baron

Baron Von Bats may seem like a goofy Zompire at times, but don't let that fool you. He is the most vicious bloodsucker and brain-eater ever to have lived. Well, since he's undead in two ways, I guess "lived" isn't the right word.

Halloween Graveyard
Zombies introduced during special Halloween events.

Knight Zombie
Knight Zombie

A heavily armored zombie, but not as strong as Diamondheads.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: dense

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Snap Pea and magnets

He's confused. One moment he's been knighted in the Dark Ages, the next he's here, in this graveyard, hundreds of years in the future.

Zombie Spirit
Zombie Spirit

Immune to projectiles, due its non-corporeal form. Don't try blocking it either.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: immune to projectiles and passes through plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: lasers, fumes, flames, electricity

A haunting reminder that even if a zombie dies, it still remains undead. These are the spirits of the zombies you've slain.

Chainsaw Zombie
Chainsaw Zombie

Fast moving zombie that cuts through plants very fast.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rapid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: chainsaw rapidly damages plants

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Thief-shroom and magnets

He's not crazy. He's CRAZY. There's a difference.

Living Tombstone
Living Tombstone

A mobile tombstone, that summons various zombies when damaged.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: summons zombies

Any relation to Youtubers, living, undead or dead, is purely coincidental.

Skeletal Imp
Skeletal Imp

Climbs out of the ground without using a tombstone, or is thrown by Skeleton Gargantuars.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: weak

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

Everyone wonders why Skeletal Imp is always happy. It's because his funny bone was crushed when he was young.

Cerberus Zombie
Cerberus Zombie

High health, attacks three rows, and blocks shots until all three heads are gone.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored (for each head)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: attacks three rows.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: Threepeater, Snapdragon and similar plants

Got bored of guarding Zombie Tartarus.

Wizard Zombie
Wizard Zombie

Turns plants into Zombie Sheep.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: snail's pace

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: turns plants into Zombie Sheep

Wizard Zombie finally realized that turning plants into zombies would be useful. But he still wanted to turn them into sheep at the same time. And thus, the zom-sheepification spell was born!

Zombie Sheep
Zombie Sheep

The result of a plant that gets hit by the Wizard's spells.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

"Baa-rains."

Zombie Demon
Zombie Demon

A high health flying zombie with fiery attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: shoots fireballs at random spaces, healed by fire attacks

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: anti-air plants

You know the saying, fight fire with fire? Don't. This guy just love love loves fire.

Skeleton Gargantuar
Skeleton Gargantuar

The skeleton of a Gargantuar, which is somehow still as strong.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: great

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: smashes plants, throws Imp when damaged, leaves bones that block shots

He got second place in the Scariest Zombie Halloween Costume Contest last year. First place went to a zombie dressed as a Doom-shroom.

Cat Zombie
Cat Zombie

Cat Zombie is a Micro Boss that has nine lives, and attacks differently with each life.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: armored (per life)

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: varies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: comes back to life when slain

Surely you knew that all cats are evil, scheming creatures that want to plot your demise whether they're zombies or not? No? Tell me you knew that they have nine lives and always land on their feet. PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW THAT MUCH?

Hades Zombie
Hades Zombie

Poseidon Zombie's relative, Hades Zombie, wants to have some words with you.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: near-unkillable

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed:   hungry

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: fire attacks heal it

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #1: spawns various spooky zombies

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #2 (Flame Shield): creates a fiery shield around himself to block attacks.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #3 (Heat Wave): makes all pea plants shoot fire peas temporarily

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #4 (Firewall): creates a wall of fire that slowly moves towards the player's house, burning plants and zombies in its way until it gets destroyed

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Attack #5 (Finish it!): upon death, summons a huge wave of Undying Zombies, Zombie Demons, Zombie Spirits, and Skeleton Gargantuars

"Dave!" says Hades Zombie, "Hades!" says Crazy Dave. "Dave!" "Hades! "DAVE! "HADES!" "Daaave!" "Craaazy!"

Feastivus Valley
Zombies introduced during special Christmas events.

Snowball Roller Zombie
Snowball Roller Zombie

Rolls a large snowball along the ground, protecting it from attacks and crushing plants.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Toughness: average

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Shield Toughness: solid

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Speed: rushing

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Special: snowball grows as it rolls, increasing its health.

<font color ="darkgoldenrod">Weakness: catapults

He's just trying to build a snowman, but these plants won't let him, so he's decided it's time to build a snowman AND crush plants at the same time.