Broadway Destructions/(Dialogue)

Day 1
Dave: Look Penny, a stage production!

Penny: Indeed user Dave. We appear to be in the early 1900s, a time where broadway hit it big.

Penny: Be cautious user Dave. I predict Zomboss to dispense dynamic actors to win the crowd and your your brains.

Dave: Not if I win them first!

Day 3
Dave: Did the stage just change?

Penny: Affirmative user Dave. The zombies seemed to have erected a city scene.

Penny: These will provide cover for them as they advance on your lawn.

Dave: I would have prefered a burger joint.

Day 12
Penny: User Dave, the zombies are killing the lights.

Penny: I recommend we use the light bulbs we found earlier.

Dave: Let’s brighten their day.

Day 14
Dave: What happened to the lights?

Penny: We are experiencing a blackout, but at least the attacks have stopped.

Dave: I’ll phone the Zombies and tell them it’s still on.

Penny: But user dave….!

Dave: The show must go on Penny!

Day 15 (end)
Dave: Is that the script?

Penny: Indeed user Dave. But I suggest we don’t follow it.

Dave: The zombies have no love for the classical endings!

Day 16
(Zomboss appears)

Dr. Zomboss: And so ends our act.

Dr. Zomboss: Like all stars it is time for you to fall.

Dr. Zomboss: My Gargantuar Guards shall enforce your downfall.

Dr. Zomboss: Prepare to become old news.

(Zomboss disappears)

Dave: Forget it. I like productions with happy endings.

Penny: Me too user dave.

Penny: Now go out there, and give us that happy ending!

Dave: And a taco?

Penny: If you must.

Day 17
Penny: Good news user Dave. Zombies seem to be disappearing inexplicably.

Penny: My sensors have also detected munching noises.

Penny: I have not been able to discern the source, but It might be on our side.

Penny: Are you listening user Dave?

Dave: Sorry, I was too busy thinking about bacon.

Penny: ....

Day 17 (end)
Penny: I still have yet to identify the source of the muching.

Dave: Oh, that would be the stealth chomper.

Penny: ….

Day 21 (end)
Dave: What is this?

Penny: It appears to be a backstage pass user Dave.

Penny: Battle you’re best against ever increasing theatrics.

Dave: That doesn’t sound welcoming.

Penny: No user Dave, no it does not.

Day 32
(Zomboss appears)

Dr. Zomboss: Here we are. The final act.

Dr. Zomboss: I have a question for you while my zombies advance.

Dr. Zomboss: Do you ever wonder why zombies carry plant food?

Dr. Zomboss: They used to be humans making the same scene that you have.

Dr. Zomboss: It is futile to resist. It all leads to the same ending.

(Zomboss disappears)

Dave: Can we at least get the taco?

Penny: User Dave, there are more pressing concerns than you dietary wants.

Penny: We must get these zombies off our lawn.

Day 32 (end)
Penny: It appears that this is not our final act.

Dave: Do we get an Encore?

Penny: I do not recommend it user Dace. But I would take a bow and make our exit.

Dave: Onto the next world.

(Penny and Dave Disappear. Zomboss appears.)

Dr. Zomboss: Fools. Your lives shall soon come to a close.

Dr. Zomboss: I shall have your brains soon, but until then...

Dr. Zomboss: Encore!

(Zomboss disappears.)

Backstage
Dave: Hey neighbor, welcome backstage.

Dave: Zombies everywhere have gathered together for these theatrics.

Dave: Bring the plants or go home brainless.