Talk:Bitter Machine Gun/@comment-24491127-20151008213808

Almanac Entry Idea: 'Bitter Machine Gun fought in many wars, vanquished snipers in Vietzomb, took down zombie troops in Fernmany, sunk battleships in the Daffocific Ocean and even stopped zombie troops from proceeding into Suburbia all by himself. Of course, no one believes him, but what does he say about it? "Maybe I didn't fight in those wars, maybe I did. But you know what I REALLY did? I beat Breakdancer Zombie in a dance-off."'