Saptop

The Wireless Saptop is an interactive plant that can call over attacks of your choice. It must be powered by a nearby Energy Plant to be functional. Its recharge doubles in slowness every time another Saptop is planted.

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 Saptop 

Saptops are interactive plants that can call over attacks.

Saptop's friend Energy Plant  is not his friend only because he makes Saptop have some use. It's because he likes seeing him try to power a light bulb.

Cost:   750

Recharge: fast

Just please don't. :)