User:MasterNinja321/TheMeme-netdestroyer Story part 1

This is part 1, but this was originally part 3. the original part 1 and 2 were cancelled :O

Memes
Sparta, the raging, weird kick(-boxer)er, internettroller!

Patrick. the rager

Netdestroyers
Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP), The evil, madman being of destruction.

Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), The crazy, powerful lazorman!

Other
MikeX10X

Ze story
It was once on 14. February 2015...

Sparta: i feel like trolling some newbs in da net

-Sparta goes to Facebook-

Sparta: zomg so many newbs

-sparta goes on chat with MikeX10X-

Sparta (on FB chat): DIS IS SPARTAAAAaaa

MikeX10X (on FB chat): who are you=

-Sparta haxes MikeX10X, making the computer JUST show a giant pic of sparta, then shutting down-

MikeX10X: wat

Sparta: MWUHAHAHAHAAA

-SOPA crushes into Sparta-

Sparta: OW wut da hell

TPP: -makes his hands glow- Sparta and SOPA.... Let me shut you down! you are just some net scams!

SOPA: But i was shutting down net scams too!

TPP: SHUT UP! I am the only netscam downshutter!

Sparta: wut is goin on h3re?

SOPA: zomg sparta, my old nemesis!

Sparta: zomg are you thinking what i am

SOPA: yes...... we have to team up...... -gulp-

Sparta: NUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuu.......... but we has to

TPP: -tries to use Shutdown lazor on Sparta, but sparta dodges-

Sparta: dis is not working you troll

SOPA: ahem

Sparta: wut?

SOPA: he is a being of destruction, not a troll

Sparta: I AINT HAVE TIEM FOR DIS!

-sparta slams SOPA unconsious-

Sparta: whoops... crap

TPP: Hah! you mindless fool!

Sparta: -gasp-...

TPP: MWUHAHAHAA

Sparta: YOU SON OF A ACESPEARAGUS

-sparta THIS IS SPARTAs TPP-

TPP: THIS IS NOT OVER YET -flies away-

Sparta: nobody.......calls........me.............mindless..............and.........a..........fool!!! oh hey i won yay... nao back on trolling people... mwuhahaha

SOPA wakes up

-SOPA shoots an Shutdown Beam on Sparta-

Sparta: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! -becomes unconsious-

SOPA: Mwuhaha..:MWUHAHAAA......MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA-HA-HA-HA-AH-HA-AAAAAAAAA...

Sparta: -calls 91900 with his little bit of consiousness- is... this... the.... ambulance?

Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK!

Sparta: dan........g...

-Patrick suddently teleports into Spartas house and adcidentally squishes SOPA, making SOPA unconsious-

Patrick: DIS IS PATRIIIIIICK....... oh whoops hallo dere

Sparta: gasp, help meh

-Patrick slams Sparta-

Sparta: GROOOGH- -becomes fully consious again- oh hai thanks

Patrick u r welcum -teleports away-

Sparta: wat

And this is the end of part 1.......