Thread:Birdpool/@comment-26256646-20150403231942/@comment-9944069-20150404164047

I NO HOW TO GET THE PAGE BACK

We have to call Wikia.

I'm calling right now, and recording this.

Call
Wikia: Hello. Wikia Studios. What is your problem?

Me: Yeah... this user named Naren3000 wants his page back. But we don't know how to get it back. Do you have any tips?

Wikia: We know how to get the page back. Let me check the files.

Me: Okay.

Wikia: We can't. Unless we call Barack Obama himself.

Me: What?

Wikia: Wait.

Wikia: He has to follow 3 steps. He has to call our number, which we'll tell him in his account e-mail, the next step is for him to get his parent on the phone. And... the final step is vandalizing a page.

Me: Great.

Wikia: If he doesn't do the 3 steps, he'll be blocked forever and will never get his pages or pictures back.

Me: Oh no...

Me: Alright. Thanks.

Wikia: Oh, and the parent must post and ask what happened.

Me: (gulp) Okay. Thanks.

Wikia: Alright, bye. F*ck you....